but I go wodka
Worst martini I've had was at some Myrtle Beach place where I asked for a "very dry" gin martini. I got something that tasted like olive juice. I sent it back and got an apology from the bartender who thought the order was for a "very dirty" martini. Blech. I love olives and I love gin, but not a "dirty" martini". Got a free drink or two for the mistake.
I really really need to try a vesper.
Are you Polish? If not :rulz: