Chat Thread Outback: Beta Cuck Wins Next Chat Thread !!!! :(

[ImTheCaptain]

while both weird money grubbers, pretty sure mormons are different from scientologists

 

[wfudkn]

that is not my understanding of virgins and sheer excitement

Yeah, I'd think for a virgin the soaking thing would only last so long before the bag would break anyway, filling the mug.

I think y'all are probs right.

 

[deacdiggler]

oh look we've got a religion major in here

 

[DeaconBrews]

is it like a contest to see how long you can stay hard just sitting there not moving and then you report back to all your other mormon soak buddies about it?

Congrats on the soaks?

 

[DeaconBrews]

If you marry a Mormon, do you get to meet Tom Cruise, or do you need to convert first?

Uh, maybe members of the Utah Jazz but not Tom Cruise

 

[wfudkn]

I used to live very near Joseph Smith's birthplace and they have speakers hidden in the forest surrounding the memorial playing this weird music, so when you are hiking the trails nearby you kind of feel like you are in the twilight zone.

 

[El Chupacabra]

I used to live very near Joseph Smith's birthplace and they have speakers hidden in the forest surrounding the memorial playing this weird music, so when you are hiking the trails nearby you kind of feel like you are in the twilight zone.

Sounds like something Satan would approve of.

 

[deacdiggler]

okay someone tell me the best way to manage a long-ass to do list. I am responsible for a lot of projects that my team is working on - about 20 people. I need to find a way to keep them top of mind, as well as not forgetting about the extra admin work I have to do, proposals in process, phone calls to make, personal things to handle, etc. I have tried a lot of apps but can't ever settle on one. I need to track (at any given time) about 50-100 items of the varieties noted above. HALP

and yes, I'm aware that posting here may not be the best way to make a dent in the list

 

[TownieDeac]

okay someone tell me the best way to manage a long-ass to do list. I am responsible for a lot of projects that my team is working on - about 20 people. I need to find a way to keep them top of mind, as well as not forgetting about the extra admin work I have to do, proposals in process, phone calls to make, personal things to handle, etc. I have tried a lot of apps but can't ever settle on one. I need to track (at any given time) about 50-100 items of the varieties noted above. HALP

and yes, I'm aware that posting here may not be the best way to make a dent in the list

asana is p good

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

Sticky notes, hundreds of them

 

[ImTheCaptain]

hot personal assistant

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Snooki Inspires Bill To Cap Public University Speaker Fees

Remember when Wake backed up the Brinks truck so she could raise the roof in our gymnasium, Wait Chapel?

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Feelin bigly this Friday

 

[RubbinsRacin]

Chat Thread Outback: Nevermind the AfterPerth!

Are you allowed to soak in the butt? Maybe they only soak in the butt until marriage so god doesn't hate them.

 

[RollTheQuad06]

this is kinda terrible and I'm sorry but

 

[deacdiggler]

this is kinda terrible and I'm sorry but

I really enjoyed that

 

[bym051d]

this is kinda terrible and I'm sorry but

I still can't believe someone would use a santoku as a cake knife. Oh, the horror.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

the tomato part cracked me up

 

[Paul Hogan]

Are you allowed to soak in the butt? Maybe they only soak in the butt until marriage so god doesn't hate them.

It's called surprise buttsoaks.

 

[Kory]

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