ImTheCaptain
I disagree with you
while both weird money grubbers, pretty sure mormons are different from scientologists
that is not my understanding of virgins and sheer excitement
Yeah, I'd think for a virgin the soaking thing would only last so long before the bag would break anyway, filling the mug.
is it like a contest to see how long you can stay hard just sitting there not moving and then you report back to all your other mormon soak buddies about it?
If you marry a Mormon, do you get to meet Tom Cruise, or do you need to convert first?
I used to live very near Joseph Smith's birthplace and they have speakers hidden in the forest surrounding the memorial playing this weird music, so when you are hiking the trails nearby you kind of feel like you are in the twilight zone.
okay someone tell me the best way to manage a long-ass to do list. I am responsible for a lot of projects that my team is working on - about 20 people. I need to find a way to keep them top of mind, as well as not forgetting about the extra admin work I have to do, proposals in process, phone calls to make, personal things to handle, etc. I have tried a lot of apps but can't ever settle on one. I need to track (at any given time) about 50-100 items of the varieties noted above. HALP
and yes, I'm aware that posting here may not be the best way to make a dent in the list
this is kinda terrible and I'm sorry but
this is kinda terrible and I'm sorry but
Are you allowed to soak in the butt? Maybe they only soak in the butt until marriage so god doesn't hate them.