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CT 177: Strong Like Bull

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Oh no got caught in the rain in my raw jawns aw nawwww
 
Tuesday

Her: Wanna go to [popular restaurant] on Friday night?

Me: Sure

Today:

Me: Are we leaving at 7, or is the reservation at 7?

Her: Oh I never made reservations. I figure we'll just show up.

:facepalm

I better eat a snack before we leave.
 
TownieDeac said:
Oh no got caught in the rain in my raw jawns aw nawwww
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I had ridden my bike to work and then rode it to a neighborhood restaurant to meet the hubs and the Bug for dinner (it was beautiful out at 5ish when we got to the restaurant and were seated outside). Of course about 6:15 the dark clouds are rolling in and we were still waiting for our dessert. Got caught in the downpour bigtime biking home - lightning, thunder, and the whole thing. It's only a short ride home but we were soaked.

DistrictDeacon said:
Tuesday

Her: Wanna go to [popular restaurant] on Friday night?

Me: Sure

Today:

Me: Are we leaving at 7, or is the reservation at 7?

Her: Oh I never made reservations. I figure we'll just show up.

:facepalm

I better eat a snack before we leave.
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What restaurant?
 
KickballDeac said:
I'd be more okay with living in the matrix if "they" would just fix the Berenstain Bears back to Berenstein.
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TRUTH

TheTwinAndreBen said:
WO. Townie is moonlighting at VICE now.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-glorious-experience-of-growing-up-as-a-guy-with-puffy-nipples

Everyday before entering the locker room at school during my teenage years, I would pinch my nipples. The left one first, then the right one, and I'd wait until they were both erect before turning around to face people. If the room was cold, I'd have about a minute until my body adjusted to the temperature and my nips set back into place. If the room was warm, about half that time.

When they did relax back into their original form, I'd have to turn away from my peers, quickly swipe my hands across my chest, and then wait until the illusion returned. Of course, this would only work a few times before my body caught onto the trick and my mammary glands stayed permanently puffy. Thus, all of my changing, deodorizing, and general hygiene needed to be done in a short, two-minute window, unless I wanted to be laughed at for having deflated marshmallows on my chest.
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I don't remember the circumstances by which we met Townie's nips, and that weirds me out a lot.
 
CT 177: He went to the dungeon, and what happend next changed him forever

I'm a married, heterosexual man, but if Townie dangled one of his nipples in front of my mouth, it would be difficult to resist suckling from it. They are gorgeous.
 
OFY all the sports today. Deacs (and other college ball), Caps (and more hockey), USMST, and MLB playoffs.
 
Wifey found it on the twittah this morning. @celebritybulge or something.
 
bmoneydeac said:
Wifey found it on the twittah this morning. @celebritybulge or something.
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And from there his dad decided to chime in...

@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️
— Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015


So... there's that.
 
Cousin's wedding next week in Austin is "dressy-casual." Tuxedo tshirt time?
 
I like bmoney and his wife looking at internet porn together on a Saturday morning. You guys get down, and I dig it.
 
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