Say Hey Deac
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True story from 2 days ago:
<INT. AUTOMOBILE - AFTERNOON>
Say Hey Deac making best efforts to entertain kids in car so they're happy when we arrive home to see Mrs Say Hey.
SHD: Girl, are you a monkey?
GIRL (smiling): Yeah!
SHD (smiling): Boy, are you a monkey? Are you Curious George?
BOY: I'm not Curious George. He's gay!
SHD is taken aback, smile dissipates, furiously begins scrolling through parenting guidebook located in brain.
SHD: What did you say?
BOY: Curious George is gay and I'm not gay!
SHD: Where did you learn that? Did you hear that at school?
BOY (making direct eye contact): Curious George is gay!
SHD: Okay, that's not a thing that we say.
BOY (louder and authoritative): Curious George is gay!
SHD (now getting mad): Boy, stop saying that.
BOY (still direct eye contact, yelling): He IS gay!
SHD (fully mad): Listen. I don't want you to--
BOY (interrupting, confused): But Curious George is gay! That is his color!
SHD stops, realizes Boy is trying to say "gray."
SHD: Duuuuuuuude, it's "gray." "Gray." Like, "guhr-ay." Not "gay." You need to enunciate. Also, Curious George is brown, not gray.
<END SCENE>
<INT. AUTOMOBILE - AFTERNOON>
Say Hey Deac making best efforts to entertain kids in car so they're happy when we arrive home to see Mrs Say Hey.
SHD: Girl, are you a monkey?
GIRL (smiling): Yeah!
SHD (smiling): Boy, are you a monkey? Are you Curious George?
BOY: I'm not Curious George. He's gay!
SHD is taken aback, smile dissipates, furiously begins scrolling through parenting guidebook located in brain.
SHD: What did you say?
BOY: Curious George is gay and I'm not gay!
SHD: Where did you learn that? Did you hear that at school?
BOY (making direct eye contact): Curious George is gay!
SHD: Okay, that's not a thing that we say.
BOY (louder and authoritative): Curious George is gay!
SHD (now getting mad): Boy, stop saying that.
BOY (still direct eye contact, yelling): He IS gay!
SHD (fully mad): Listen. I don't want you to--
BOY (interrupting, confused): But Curious George is gay! That is his color!
SHD stops, realizes Boy is trying to say "gray."
SHD: Duuuuuuuude, it's "gray." "Gray." Like, "guhr-ay." Not "gay." You need to enunciate. Also, Curious George is brown, not gray.
<END SCENE>