CDeacMan
Ishmael Smith
I know everyone has had em. This is where you need to share em.
I'll start.
So there was this girl freshman year I was talking to. One random Thursday I was kind of fighting off a cold, so I decided to start drinking a few of the leftover beers I had from the previous weekend (you know because alcohol generally helps fight off a cold right?). Well about four beers in the girl shows up at my door unexpectedly. I'm surprised but certainly not upset to see her. So she comes in, I close the door and we start going at it. After making out for a few minutes on the bed with me lying on top of her, I pull away momentarily and look at her face. A huge gob of snot had leaked out of my nose and onto her face. She knows its there, and is looking horrified. So nonchalantly I just kind of wipe it off her face and say "sorry" while trying to figure out if she might still want to stick around. She was out the door in .3 seconds.
I'll start.
So there was this girl freshman year I was talking to. One random Thursday I was kind of fighting off a cold, so I decided to start drinking a few of the leftover beers I had from the previous weekend (you know because alcohol generally helps fight off a cold right?). Well about four beers in the girl shows up at my door unexpectedly. I'm surprised but certainly not upset to see her. So she comes in, I close the door and we start going at it. After making out for a few minutes on the bed with me lying on top of her, I pull away momentarily and look at her face. A huge gob of snot had leaked out of my nose and onto her face. She knows its there, and is looking horrified. So nonchalantly I just kind of wipe it off her face and say "sorry" while trying to figure out if she might still want to stick around. She was out the door in .3 seconds.