Massive thunderstorm rolling through during the broadcast, so I'm hoping I don't lose the signal.
Another one of my favorites was the scene in Spring Break Shark Attack (a classic in the genre) when this marine biology student donk is picking up these absurd cardboard giant sea turtles with chunks bitten out of them. He pauses for a second and then says into his SILLY dictation device, "inescapable conclusion...sharks."
SO amazing.