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CT 116: Is That A Margarita Runnin Down Your Leg Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?!

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It's remarkable how much more work I am able to get done before 9 and after 5 at the office. No asinine questions, no dragged out meetings, no distractions. Just grindin.
 
Deacfreak07 said:
Which direction does one shave a grundle: north to south, south to north, OR EAST TO WEST?
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if the answer isn't "against the grain" i'll be very disappointed. also grundle shaving has to be like shaving dreadlocks for some lesser hygienic folks. all dingle and lint and shit.
 
"I got one hand in my pocket and the other hand's fondling a dude's anus" - tiltdeac channeling Alanis
 
did we ever assess the complications DEEPBUTT might have on the scissoring? Cookout wanted to see how many could do it at once, but he might struggle with just one.
 
Sorry could t post the the sterile gloves. Need a sterile phone cover
 
BarcaDeac said:
did we ever assess the complications DEEPBUTT might have on the scissoring? Cookout wanted to see how many could do it at once, but he might struggle with just one.
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I was thinking this too but felt it might be weird for me to bring up the depth of cookout's crack. I'm really glad someone else brought it up.
 
you ever shave racing stripes in there? or shave a grundle and then realize this dude was just in for a regular physical and the charts got mixed up? i mean clearly he would be in a completely wrong part of the building, but still. are they under for the grundle shaving? i assume it's in prep for a surgery, so they're under right before or right after.
 
tiltdeac said:
I guess I can't really post a pic from the OR, as I like my job. You'll have to trust me. Just did two months of vag, now it's all dong, all the time
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What's the coolest dong you've seen?
 
TownieDeac said:
you ever shave racing stripes in there? or shave a grundle and then realize this dude was just in for a regular physical and the charts got mixed up? i mean clearly he would be in a completely wrong part of the building, but still. are they under for the grundle shaving? i assume it's in prep for a surgery, so they're under right before or right after.
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I think grundle shaving is all muscle memory. Once you get going, It's probably hard to shut it off.
 
BarcaDeac said:
did we ever assess the complications DEEPBUTT might have on the scissoring? Cookout wanted to see how many could do it at once, but he might struggle with just one.
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LOW BLOW. Just because I can't partake in the joys of bhole scissoring doesn't mean I can't imagine a world in which others can.
 
TownieDeac said:
you ever shave racing stripes in there? or shave a grundle and then realize this dude was just in for a regular physical and the charts got mixed up? i mean clearly he would be in a completely wrong part of the building, but still. are they under for the grundle shaving? i assume it's in prep for a surgery, so they're under right before or right after.
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Speaking of which, it's kind of fucked up they shave you after you go under. You don't have any input whatsoever in that process, and they always seem to take off way more hair than necessary.
 
dude, but they're doing grundle surgery. you don't wanna be balls deep in a grundle surgery (so to speak) and need to take a break to shave off more hair namsayin'?
 
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