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Just realized I have no idea when next basket ball game is
Nor do I give a fuck
Nor do I give a fuck
Still sick at home CT. I do have 560 sick hours at work, so.....
A little civics lesson to finish up today's CT:
The entire DC budget, including the spending of local taxes, has to be approved by Congress. (Note that DC residents don't get a voting representative, but still have to pay Federal taxes.)
This November, DC votes overwhelmingly passed a ballot initiative (65-35) to legalized the possession of weed.
Yesterday, Congress released their annual budget, which includes a provisions that bars DC from spending any money on carrying out the legalization.
Basically DC residents get no representation in Congress, and their democratic actions can be overruled by a bunch of "small-government, states rights" Republicans.
So basically my mother has been hounding me about why I am not seeing anyone or why I am not talking to anyone and it's very annoying and I finally told her I was, but I am not.... See the problem? I thought it would finally get her off my back and now she wants to meet this fake boyfriend and I just can't break it to her that there wasn't anyone in the first place.... So would someone be willing to be my fake boyfriend for Christmas? I would say we'd be together until the end of January. You will get presents and an awesome time with my family. Most likely, an awesome New Years too! Starting to get a little desperate here..... Ummm I guess I have to put a little bit of standards for physical and maybe personality and age and such. I'd like someone at least 5'10"-ish, prefer white, average to good looking, good humor, able to be liked by my parents, 20-30 years old, has a job, and a car... I am around the Northwest area, Tomball.... So please help! Comment or PM for information.
Found this gem on the Houston subreddit this morning:
http://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/2ovgp5/houston_males_can_one_of_you_help_me/
Edit: from the comments it appears the user is a guy, so he's basically asking for a male escort. But he doesn't mention that in the post. Amazing.
get better but enjoy those hours dont you lose some on the 30th?
It was difficult not to read that in Mindy Kaling's voice.
I also have a nice alarm system in my house to keep the burglars out and the sheriff lives on my street. Just saying.
Not where I work. They just carry over every year til you retire, then you can get paid out for like 25% of them or something.
I want to party with chupes when I'm back in the triangle for the holidays, but I feel like he'd be posting on the boards the whole time.
I am credited with 10 years at my job now so I can leave and take all my retirement monies too...