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The fight.

Hey, motherfucker, you've been discussing your shitty novel with (obviously) your real name on the byline in a fight with Townie for literally the past week.

There is nobody on this thread who is unaware of MyLifeCard. Nobody.

And I went through great pains to not name the online book club, the apparent one taboo on these here boards.

So put a fucking sock in the whining and either respond or leave.
 
RedSoxFaithful said:
BUT NONE OF RJ'S FEUDS ARE RJ'S FAULT, HE WOULD END THEM ALL IF HE COULD AND WE WOULD HAVE PEACE IN OUR TIME


...fuck RJ. Like, people at various points in this thread have been patting him in the back for shit like his "cheesesteak" line, sometimes apparently tongue-in-cheek, and sometimes apparently not. RJ's response to all of it is, unsurprisingly, perfectly identical to his response when a single voice agrees with him on any other thread amidst all of the "usual suspects." The amount of agreement that it takes for RJ to feel enough vindication to start spouting his self-righteous, premature-ejaculatory nonsense is miniscule. The guy would yell about how he's a goddamn NASA scientist if a literal fucking parrot (like the one that Stratt had on his shoulder in the kitchen photo) told him it were true first.

Fuck RJ. Fuck the scorecards and the "RJ'S SO CRAZY WHEN HE GOES HARD I LOVE IT," fuck it all. It goes straight to that fucking blowhard's head, whether it's sincere or not. So fuck him. I hate his entire fucking schtick. I used to hate-read his posts, and even recently I recognized his entertainment value as a self-combusting spectacle of a poster, but fuck. No more. He's an old, fat, incredibly narcissistic, even more incredibly stupid attention whore, with the self awareness of a goddamn houseplant, and enough unwarranted smugness to bring every preteen bully he ever faced out of their respective retirement homes to punch him in the goddamn face one more glorious time. Fuck him. Fuck him.

There is not a single person that I have ever encountered, either in real life or on these here internets, that has ever once come close to being as fucking pathetic as RJ is. Not one. This is a 60+ year old man who has spent the last week of his life gloating about "beating" a 20something on a message board in a fight where the 20something was mostly just egging the delusional old fucker on to see what kind of crazy, stupid shit he would say. A 60+ year old man who has bogged the mods down for more hours than I can even fathom, for more ridiculous minutiae, I'm sure, than what I already imagine.

And the business advice... Oh, fuck me, the business advice. RJ, I know you have me on ignore, but let me explain something to you, you clueless hypocritical dolt. When you put your name on the board, and when you ask everyone for free advice, whether it be for your shitty book or MyLifeCard or your miserable online book club that god forbid we name, you sort of lose the rights to bitch about bringing real life on the board when people mention this stuff to you. You're the fucking clown who made everyone aware of your projects' existences. Maybe don't forget that? Maybe don't have a fucking meltdown because someone posts the incredibly shitty marketing video you made for your online book club, sans commentary? Maybe realize that you're 60 fucking years old and nobody is going to sink your shitty business venture except for you, because you created a shitty business venture. (But please, remind me about how many people you helped with your friggin' MyLifeCard.)

All of this has been said before, but I'm on this train for 40 minutes every day and I'm out of Trivia Crack turns, so here we are. I realize this was all pretty mean-spirited and joke-free. I should have probably included a line about ladling cheese in RJ's ever-spacious jowls. That's on me. That's my bad. I have to live with that.

In conclusion, fuck RJ. I hope somebody prints out every page of every book on his book club and rams it all straight up the old man's ass. Something something something novel opportunity.
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I yield the balance of my time to RSF.
 
I do want thank some of you for showing what I've been saying for years. There are certain people here who are so desperate to get my attention and approval that they will do anything.

They circle jerk each other while showing the board their true colors.
 
RedSoxFaithful said:
BUT NONE OF RJ'S FEUDS ARE RJ'S FAULT, HE WOULD END THEM ALL IF HE COULD AND WE WOULD HAVE PEACE IN OUR TIME


...fuck RJ. Like, people at various points in this thread have been patting him in the back for shit like his "cheesesteak" line, sometimes apparently tongue-in-cheek, and sometimes apparently not. RJ's response to all of it is, unsurprisingly, perfectly identical to his response when a single voice agrees with him on any other thread amidst all of the "usual suspects." The amount of agreement that it takes for RJ to feel enough vindication to start spouting his self-righteous, premature-ejaculatory nonsense is miniscule. The guy would yell about how he's a goddamn NASA scientist if a literal fucking parrot (like the one that Stratt had on his shoulder in the kitchen photo) told him it were true first.

Fuck RJ. Fuck the scorecards and the "RJ'S SO CRAZY WHEN HE GOES HARD I LOVE IT," fuck it all. It goes straight to that fucking blowhard's head, whether it's sincere or not. So fuck him. I hate his entire fucking schtick. I used to hate-read his posts, and even recently I recognized his entertainment value as a self-combusting spectacle of a poster, but fuck. No more. He's an old, fat, incredibly narcissistic, even more incredibly stupid attention whore, with the self awareness of a goddamn houseplant, and enough unwarranted smugness to bring every preteen bully he ever faced out of their respective retirement homes to punch him in the goddamn face one more glorious time. Fuck him. Fuck him.

There is not a single person that I have ever encountered, either in real life or on these here internets, that has ever once come close to being as fucking pathetic as RJ is. Not one. This is a 60+ year old man who has spent the last week of his life gloating about "beating" a 20something on a message board in a fight where the 20something was mostly just egging the delusional old fucker on to see what kind of crazy, stupid shit he would say. A 60+ year old man who has bogged the mods down for more hours than I can even fathom, for more ridiculous minutiae, I'm sure, than what I already imagine.

And the business advice... Oh, fuck me, the business advice. RJ, I know you have me on ignore, but let me explain something to you, you clueless hypocritical dolt. When you put your name on the board, and when you ask everyone for free advice, whether it be for your shitty book or MyLifeCard or your miserable online book club that god forbid we name, you sort of lose the rights to bitch about bringing real life on the board when people mention this stuff to you. You're the fucking clown who made everyone aware of your projects' existences. Maybe don't forget that? Maybe don't have a fucking meltdown because someone posts the incredibly shitty marketing video you made for your online book club, sans commentary? Maybe realize that you're 60 fucking years old and nobody is going to sink your shitty business venture except for you, because you created a shitty business venture. (But please, remind me about how many people you helped with your friggin' MyLifeCard.)

All of this has been said before, but I'm on this train for 40 minutes every day and I'm out of Trivia Crack turns, so here we are. I realize this was all pretty mean-spirited and joke-free. I should have probably included a line about ladling cheese in RJ's ever-spacious jowls. That's on me. That's my bad. I have to live with that.

In conclusion, fuck RJ. I hope somebody prints out every page of every book on his book club and rams it all straight up the old man's ass. Something something something novel opportunity.
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:werd:





Edited to clarify my :werd:
 
RJKarl said:
My favorite part was when PH kept lying about my Jamie Skeen post and WFU71 kept showing the real post. Even when shown the actual post, PH tried make excuses about he wasn't lying and that wasn't what I meant...
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Since rj has felt compelled to bring up this old story, I might as well tell the rest of it. It started with a post RJ made before the season with bold predictions of each player's contributions. I decided to copy the predictions as I wasn't sure rj would own up to any that went wrong.

rj's prediction about Skeen was conditioned by a statement about Jamie staying healthy. All anyone (ph included) remembered was that rj had predicted greatness at Wake for Skeen. The first time the issue came up, I came to rj's rescue with the quote about Skeen staying injury free. As with many things related to rj, the Skeen prediction kept coming up and rj kept calling on me to help him out, which I continued to do. The funny part is nobody thought to ask me about his other predictions. On perhaps the 10th time it came up, someone (I think ph) asked for the rest of rj's predictions, one or two of which were waaay off. I posted the complete predictions post and rj took a considerable beating from the usual suspects.

Today is the first time the subject has come up since then.
 
WFU71 said:
Since rj has felt compelled to bring up this old story, I might as well tell the rest of it. It started with a post RJ made before the season with bold predictions of each player's contributions. I decided to copy the predictions as I wasn't sure rj would own up to any that went wrong.

rj's prediction about Skeen was conditioned by a statement about Jamie staying healthy. All anyone (ph included) remembered was that rj had predicted greatness at Wake for Skeen. The first time the issue came up, I came to rj's rescue with the quote about Skeen staying injury free. As with many things related to rj, the Skeen prediction kept coming up and rj kept calling on me to help him out, which I continued to do. The funny part is nobody thought to ask me about his other predictions. On perhaps the 10th time it came up, someone (I think ph) asked for the rest of rj's predictions, one or two of which were waaay off. I posted the complete predictions post and rj took a considerable beating from the usual suspects.

Today is the first time the subject has come up since then.
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Still have the predictions, by chance?
 
since the only thing most of want to do is attack me and insult me, have at it.

You just won't have me to respond or to be here.

There's no way this would be allowed to be done to anyone else.
 
You guys win. Those who have my email. you can contact me there.

I hope you are REALLY PROUD of yourselves. All I've ever wanted to do was have some fun,

All many of you wanted to do was attack me and drive me away. Fine.
 
RJKarl said:
since the only thing most of want to do is attack me and insult me, have at it.

You just won't have me to respond or to be here.

There's no way this would be allowed to be done to anyone else.
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It literally happens to dozens of other posters....they just don't bitch and whine about it to everyone that will listen (and even those who won't).

No one "attacked" you....and if you have a problem with "attacking" then you should stop patting your own back over Townie.
 
It's a feedback loop RJ, the more you whine the worse it gets - I learned that while getting crushed by roadwarrior, townie and Co. on TOB. Don't post personal shit on the board if you can't handle the consequences of it, and don't piss off people who have embarrassing evidence on you.
 
RJKarl said:
You guys win. Those who have my email. you can contact me there.

I hope you are REALLY PROUD of yourselves. All I've ever wanted to do was have some fun,

All many of you wanted to do was attack me and drive me away. Fine.
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Sweet.

I guess I should go to Irish for the score, but this seems like a first round KO?
 
WFU71 said:
Since rj has felt compelled to bring up this old story, I might as well tell the rest of it. It started with a post RJ made before the season with bold predictions of each player's contributions. I decided to copy the predictions as I wasn't sure rj would own up to any that went wrong.

rj's prediction about Skeen was conditioned by a statement about Jamie staying healthy. All anyone (ph included) remembered was that rj had predicted greatness at Wake for Skeen. The first time the issue came up, I came to rj's rescue with the quote about Skeen staying injury free. As with many things related to rj, the Skeen prediction kept coming up and rj kept calling on me to help him out, which I continued to do. The funny part is nobody thought to ask me about his other predictions. On perhaps the 10th time it came up, someone (I think ph) asked for the rest of rj's predictions, one or two of which were waaay off. I posted the complete predictions post and rj took a considerable beating from the usual suspects.

Today is the first time the subject has come up since then.
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With friends like this guy...
 
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