RJ might actually be 250 years old, but I'm pretty sure the list ends there.
Assuming you are referring to the only thing you ever refer to on the boards, then you're conveniently missing an important distinction: I'm not expecting everyone who wakes up tomorrow to finish in line with everyone whose family "has a 250 year head start." I'm expecting they feed their own children, work and obey the law, because those things actually work. Having a baseline expectation for people (something you always seem to struggle with) isn't an unfair expectation, it's basic humanity. I lack the bigotry necessary to believe other people shouldn't be expected to feed their own children, but you do you.