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Chat Thread: RJKarl Given 1 Point by LK, Later Rescinded !!!!

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Man, looking at that logo again - how the fuck did that pass marketing?

Such a clear head and shaft. Masterful work making the "D" bigger to sculpt the balls. The extra under-bite on the mouth really saves the imagination some work.

Purple is such an appropriate color. Matches the lights on the giant penis building just down the road from the stadium.
 
Hen at my office was certifiably insane. Most sweet/charming personable, caring nice person in the world unless...…. you're in her department. Then she takes everything you do wrong and keeps note of it, and tells all her friends in the office. Will go straight to the boss on shit. Supposedly I'm her superior, but really she's the personal assistant to the main owner, and she does a great job for him so it was never really clear from the beginning whether I was in fact her boss and could discipline her and shit. So my first performance review was good, but then included some "well we can't tell you who said this but...." and I was shocked. She's got one other equal and a receptionist under her she's been terrorizing for years. So I had to get rid of this woman without 1) looking petty and vindictive and losing the respect of the main owner and 2) without her taking me out in the process.

Mission accomplished last Thursday, and she's bitching to all her friends that I took her out. Now I'm managing her inbox during the transition to the new assistant and hooo boy, a palmab03 search reveals some gems. Been entertaining me for 2 days now. It's like being in the mind of a serial killer.

Considering changing my email signature

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palmab03 said:
Hen at my office was certifiably insane. Most sweet/charming personable, caring nice person in the world unless...…. you're in her department. Then she takes everything you do wrong and keeps note of it, and tells all her friends in the office. Will go straight to the boss on shit. Supposedly I'm her superior, but really she's the personal assistant to the main owner, and she does a great job for him so it was never really clear from the beginning whether I was in fact her boss and could discipline her and shit. So my first performance review was good, but then included some "well we can't tell you who said this but...." and I was shocked. She's got one other equal and a receptionist under her she's been terrorizing for years. So I had to get rid of this woman without 1) looking petty and vindictive and losing the respect of the main owner and 2) without her taking me out in the process.

Mission accomplished last Thursday, and she's bitching to all her friends that I took her out. Now I'm managing her inbox during the transition to the new assistant and hooo boy, a palmab03 search reveals some gems. Been entertaining me for 2 days now. It's like being in the mind of a serial killer.

Considering changing my email signature

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you gonna post some emails about you or what
 
palmab03 said:
Hen at my office was certifiably insane. Most sweet/charming personable, caring nice person in the world unless...…. you're in her department. Then she takes everything you do wrong and keeps note of it, and tells all her friends in the office. Will go straight to the boss on shit. Supposedly I'm her superior, but really she's the personal assistant to the main owner, and she does a great job for him so it was never really clear from the beginning whether I was in fact her boss and could discipline her and shit. So my first performance review was good, but then included some "well we can't tell you who said this but...." and I was shocked. She's got one other equal and a receptionist under her she's been terrorizing for years. So I had to get rid of this woman without 1) looking petty and vindictive and losing the respect of the main owner and 2) without her taking me out in the process.

Mission accomplished last Thursday, and she's bitching to all her friends that I took her out. Now I'm managing her inbox during the transition to the new assistant and hooo boy, a palmab03 search reveals some gems. Been entertaining me for 2 days now. It's like being in the mind of a serial killer.

Considering changing my email signature

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SWEEP THE LEG
 
hmmmm I'd have to redact the names and shit to post the emails. The exchanges with the girlfriend are the best.

psycho: Hi Love, feeling better?
GF: No
psycho: This is a deep wound, and it just opened up all of a sudden?
GF: Yes
psycho: Ok Love! This is about healing the would! You and I are peachy fine! In a safe loving relationship wounds can open and get some healing! So let's dig in and heal the wounding!
GF: Fine
psycho: It is a blessing when a wound opens because we can put some love and TLC deep inside where before was only pain! Maybe you need to grieve the old pain. And then we make room for more safe squishy love! Feel the feels and listen to the words and feelings connected to the old would - watch the feelings that come up, and let them rise and fall like ocean waves - and let them go. Is there a loving friend you could talk to about this? I am here of course - but it would be great to talk to some one.
 
I'm a big SPIRITS fan, too. They will always be the SPIRITS. Those blue and greens. Cool unis. Dave Martinez. Dougie Dascenzo. Rick Wrona and Hector Villanueva. Then Andy Hartung and Doug Glanville. A little later with Motorboat Jones. Among others. Joe Girardi for a spell. Damon Berryhill. Gary Scott was the next big thing.
 
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Accountant, HR and now personal assistant? They are keeping you busy.
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Or actually lending my assistant to be his assistant, but she needs to get some info and I'm putting on the HR hat to have access to search for shit. Search I shall.

Oh, I also let go the facilities manager so I've had to grab a 15 foot ladder and swap out a lightbulb or two before finding a replacement.
 
palmab03 said:
Oh, I also let go the facilities manager so I've had to grab a 15 foot ladder and swap out a lightbulb or two before finding a replacement.
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I feel like the HR part of you won't like the liability of making the accountant part of you do this.
 
palmab03 said:
hmmmm I'd have to redact the names and shit to post the emails. The exchanges with the girlfriend are the best.

psycho: Hi Love, feeling better?
GF: No
psycho: This is a deep wound, and it just opened up all of a sudden?
GF: Yes
psycho: Ok Love! This is about healing the would! You and I are peachy fine! In a safe loving relationship wounds can open and get some healing! So let's dig in and heal the wounding!
GF: Fine
psycho: It is a blessing when a wound opens because we can put some love and TLC deep inside where before was only pain! Maybe you need to grieve the old pain. And then we make room for more safe squishy love! Feel the feels and listen to the words and feelings connected to the old would - watch the feelings that come up, and let them rise and fall like ocean waves - and let them go. Is there a loving friend you could talk to about this? I am here of course - but it would be great to talk to some one.
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you submitted dick pics to a poster on a message board as part of a dick measuring contest. post the emails about you.
 
BarcaDeac said:
you submitted dick pics to a poster on a message board as part of a dick measuring contest. post the emails about you.
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To: #5 principal in charge, just after we fired the facilities guy, the hen was insulted she wasn't included in the discussion. The owners liked my suggestion of "the printing guy isn't busy, he and one hen can figure it out"

"Dear #5 principal in charge, can we take a few minutes today to discuss the facilities plan? While I was in Madrid I got an email that facilities guy was laid off. Has palmab03 consulted you about his plan to have printing guy and Hen #2 take over laid off guys responsibility. As usual with palmab03, I am concerned he has not thought things through."
 
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