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2020 Carolina Panthers Thread

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JManslow said:
Backup kicked out here crushing 55 yarders. We will somehow lose him to a playoff team a la Butker while Gano misses ten PATs in close games.
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Bears preseason is an open audition for kicker -- both those on their roster and their opponents

decent chance Slye gets a call
 
buckets said:
https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-carolina-panthers-1837075281
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That’s the best one yet. The comments are always the best part.

This one stood out.

“Cam is a phenomenal athlete who’s a lot of fun to watch. He is built like a Space Marine and dresses like Andre 3000; Because of this, the NFL has marked him for death. An Alabama deputy caught on camera shooting an unarmed black teenager and planting drugs on him is more likely to be penalized than a DE who delivers a helmet-to-helmet hit on Cam after the play has ended. Every single time this shit happens the announcers go, “Well as you can see Cam Newton is bigger than most Linebackers, so it’s only fair they get to try and rip his head off.””
 
“The Packers have their cheesehead hats. The Bills have the Anchor Bar chicken wing hats. The Panthers should be selling giant foam Scrambled Eggs hats, because that’s what they’ve done to their players’ brains.”

“An Alabama deputy caught on camera shooting an unarmed black teenager and planting drugs on him is more likely to be penalized than a DE who delivers a helmet-to-helmet hit on Cam after the play has ended. “

“I’m still not entirely sure if Christian McCaffrey is any good or if he is just considered good because Norv Turner has him run it 90 times a game. Norv Turner treats McCaffrey like a drunken frat boy treats a rental car. Riverboat Ron is more conservative than the NYT Opinion page and almost as dumb. If we don’t have a 27-point lead going into the 4th quarter I assume we’re gonna lose.”
 
Sad that "If we don’t have a 27-point lead going into the 4th quarter I assume we’re gonna lose" sums up two separate coaches of football teams I've rooted for. And sadly describes Grobo ball even more appropriately than Rivera
 
Counts for 3 teams for me, if you can analogize that concept to the Braves bullpen struggles this year.
 
06deacon said:
Counts for 3 teams for me, if you can analogize that concept to the Braves bullpen struggles this year.
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LOL. Haven’t followed the Braves since the 00s. Guess things never chance.
 
sounds like we banged on the bills during the joint practice today
 
I dreamt last night that we were up 52-3 in Atlanta and then ended up losing 73-72 on a missed 60+ yarder from Gano at the gun. Woke up stressed about it.
 
 
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Gross was fine as the locker room guy and Jake is a downgrade from Eugene. To be fair, I would call anyone a downgrade from Eugene, I loved that guy.
 
Eugene was awful. Did you guys like him because he was so bad or did you genuinely think he was decent as a color guy? Anyone will be an upgrade .
 
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