dartsndeacs
THE quintessential dwarf
I was making a more-than-one friend joke
but yeah, call people what they want to be called -- pretty easy
I'd prefer to be referred to as your highness.
I was making a more-than-one friend joke
but yeah, call people what they want to be called -- pretty easy
Not sure where to post this, but people say "twitter is awful" and then this gets posted to twitter just yesterday:
My wife just sent pics from her 12 week ultrasound this morning (thanks in advance for the sex congrats) and our baby looks like a Dia De Los Muertos skull in one picture. I can’t stop laughing.
I like that badger's waddle.
And the coyote is so happy to see mr or mrs. badger. I guess the world may be ending soon and everything is fucked, but I hope the badgers and coyotes scavenge our remains in such a jolly manner.
ITT white guys gradually realize they aren’t the target audience.
Handwritten note in my mailbox from the owner of my house, who wants to "touch base about the house to see how things are going and to give me a few updates." Am I getting kicked out? Rent hiked up? Or is it all pretty innocent. I need to clean and put away my contraband, that's for sure. Should probably just be more vigilant about that in general. Jeez, this stresses me out.
Handwritten note in my mailbox from the owner of my house, who wants to "touch base about the house to see how things are going and to give me a few updates." Am I getting kicked out? Rent hiked up? Or is it all pretty innocent. I need to clean and put away my contraband, that's for sure. Should probably just be more vigilant about that in general. Jeez, this stresses me out.
It seems like just the other day that Brasky was in TX selling grill accessories and falling in love with every new girl he met. Since then he has convinced some poor girl into marrying him, become a teacher, moved to Raleigh, and now he's having a kid?? Does this seem like a whirlwind to anyone else? Maybe I'm just old and time seems to fly by at a ridiculous rate of speed...
you guys communicate with hand-written correspondence?