Gooner
Pit League Fantasy Football Commissioner
Gosh, I might quit now.
parlay and rommy probably not maf together
Gosh, I might quit now.
My 4 year old now requires one of us to lay with her every night when she goes to sleep. This is bullshit.
parlay and rommy probably not maf together
One time, though, I was sleeping pretty deeply and she came in and started tapping on my side to get in the bed (she wasn't very vocal at that point). I thought she was one of our cats and just pushed her away. Then I woke up enough to realize I had just shoved her to the ground. She was fine (though a bit stunned), but I felt terrible.
I had someone once tell me to put club soda in my Woodford because it would “open it up”. His name was Terps2001. I’d rather pour post-Chipotle diarrhea in my Woodford.
If you put club soda in your bourbon you deserve all the bad things.
man with red pants has scorchingly awful take. Film at 11
If you drink woodford, you deserve whatever you got coming.
If you were on mafia, which mafia would it be and who would be your teammates?
If you drink woodford, you deserve whatever you got coming.
I would always pick mafia 1 for maximizing hits and I would pick from the pool of rommy/gouda/toogs/you/GAT/tic/Tejas for combination mafia acumen/chatzy acumen
the only bourbons in my house right now are: Larceny, Rowans Creek and Basil Hayden. And I am not a Hayden fan. It’s for a buddy of mine that’s letting my kid train in his pool while the swim teams are shut down.
Oh man. Woodford is my go to liquor, not just my go to bourbon. I was unaware I had shit taste.
Gosh, I might quit now.
I would always pick mafia 1 for maximizing hits and I would pick from the pool of rommy/gouda/toogs/you/GAT/tic/Tejas for combination mafia acumen/chatzy acumen
I like this.Blanton’s is my top shelf go-to
Rittenhouse BIB middle shelf
Evan BIB bottom shelf
But today I’m drinking palomas to honor the nice weather and also someone on one of these mafia threads gave me the inspiration
I swear to fuck, are we in a fight now? PICK ME FOR THE CHATZY ONE TIME