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CT 757: does anyone know a paralegal who enjoys insensitive jokes

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mako1331 said:
Just the whole chest rub, knee squeeze thing that I’m sure a lot of dudes that get haircuts from her are all about. She also drapes herself over me way more than is necessary. She gives a really mean cut, but her whole approach to it makes me hella uncomfortable.
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can you remind us how much you pay for said haircuts
 
I forgot ELC is a sooner fan and I was better for it.
 
BiffTannen said:
Dude, female hair stylists flirt with their male clients just enough to make sure they come back. What planet are you people from ?
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I got to barber shops or cut my own hair. I don't go to whatever mountain strip club mako goes to.
 
PhDeac said:
I got to barber shops or cut my own hair. I don't go to whatever mountain strip club mako goes to.
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Yeah, didn't think you'd need these guys grabbing your knee.

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lunch at the watergate deli today was $17.89 for a sandwich and chips
 
Apologies for the delay as now the choices are becoming significantly tougher, but the 5th best pretzel according to Stugotz's personal pretzel book is the Sourdough Nibbler or Nugget. This is where the old adage that applies to Pringles of once you pop you can't stop begins. According to their website, they are a perfect accompaniment to soups or salads, so even Mako would be able to enjoy this flexible pretzel. There's just something inherently satisfying in cracking open the surprisingly durable outer shell that leaves you coming back for more.
 
Limited food options around me so ventured to Subway for the first time in forever. 10.99 for a terrible roast beef sub. Add a drink and it’s almost 15.

At least the sandwich artist rubbed my chest and grabbed my leg.
 
For lunch I try to bring leftovers when I can, or snack on some nuts and stuff I keep in my desk. They had to turn off the employee ordering portal for the restaurant because we've gotten understaffed in the kitchen. They had to close the dining room on Tue and Wed, but now have a food truck out back those days so I can pop down there and grab something if I eat in. Hopefully we can staff up and they can bring back the website.
 
Y’all forget that I’m an LA 6 at best but I’m a Wilkesboro 9.
 
Sandwich, salad and carrot sticks packed from home 4 or 5 days every week. Likely an absurd amount of $ and calorie savings since I started doing this years ago. It certainly helps that I’m generally content eating the same lunch most days.
 
RXBar’s new AM bars are infinitely better than their regular ones. They don’t have dates so you don’t get a jaw workout every time you eat one. Similar to a cliff bar in consistency.
 
06deacon said:
Sandwich, salad and carrot sticks packed from home 4 or 5 days every week. Likely an absurd amount of $ and calorie savings since I started doing this years ago. It certainly helps that I’m generally content eating the same lunch most days.
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but have you ever had a calzone?
 
There are alot of bad lawyers out there. The guy who is doing my father's estate, some people I graduated with, etc. but Alex Jones' lawyers mistakenly sending the entire contents of his phone to opposing counsel, oooh boy that one is gonna be talked about for a long time.
 
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