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CT Vermont, Threeve: I wish I could figure it out but the world's upside down

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Biff said:
I went to the pre surgery appointment for a vasectomy about 10 years ago and never got around to scheduling it. We (wife) had to go through fertility treatments to have kids so it's not like she's going to get pregnant. Every time I mention maybe I should get one she asks if I'm planning to rawdog cheat on her, so I don't really bring it up.
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You know, my parents thought this too after kid #4 and that's how they ended up with kid #5.
 
and what happened with kid #2? you guessed it:

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Kicking myself for not getting snipped while my wife is recovering from rotator cuff surgery, because my once a month is now going to be once this quarter.
 
wife hasn't been watching Picard with me and feels left out so had me start TNG from the beginning last night. Only comment was "woah this shit is racist, why's there something wrong with all the black guys"

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dartsndeacs said:
wife hasn't been watching Picard with me and feels left out so had me start TNG from the beginning last night. Only comment was "woah this shit is racist, why's there something wrong with all the black guys"

CANCEL GENE RODDENBERRY
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wait until you get to Code of Honor
 
I'd been jumping around the past week through season 2/3 of the Q episodes. It was shocking how bad the special effects were in the pilot compared to what must have been a bigger budget for season 2 onwards.
 
Shooshmoo said:
Kicking myself for not getting snipped while my wife is recovering from rotator cuff surgery, because my once a month is now going to be once this quarter.
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I had my wife sign a contract explicitly defining the increase of frequency in coitus before I agreed to the surgery.
 
spam text:

Hello [my first name], Are you in the office? do you have any schedule at the moment? Let me know if you’re availably apt the moment. I am currently in a closed-door meeting at the moment with limited phone calls, but I am good to go with texts if that works. I need you to handle a short but urgent task.

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they're getting good
 
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