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CT Vermont, Threeve: I wish I could figure it out but the world's upside down

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Hello [my first name], Are you in the office? do you have any schedule at the moment? Let me know if you’re availably apt the moment. I am currently in a closed-door meeting at the moment with limited phone calls, but I am good to go with texts if that works. I need you to handle a short but urgent task.

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[boss's first name middle initial last name]


they're getting good
Short but Urgent:The Story of Mako’s Member
 
I had my wife sign a contract explicitly defining the increase of frequency in coitus before I agreed to the surgery.
be sure to remind her you have to fire a certain amount of dummy shots before you can be sure there are no more live rounds. the sooner the better of course
 
spam text:

Hello [my first name], Are you in the office? do you have any schedule at the moment? Let me know if you’re availably apt the moment. I am currently in a closed-door meeting at the moment with limited phone calls, but I am good to go with texts if that works. I need you to handle a short but urgent task.

Thanks.,
[boss's first name middle initial last name]


they're getting good
I enjoy the idea that someone would sign their text messages in that fashion.
 
I had my wife sign a contract explicitly defining the increase of frequency in coitus before I agreed to the surgery.
Did you pay a lawyer? As an attorney I could draft something up myself, problem is my wife is a better attorney and she'd redline the shit out of it and include complex loopholes.
 
Bryce Young and Lamelo Ball are both 21 years old and can now go to Selwyn Pub.
 
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