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ImTheCaptain said:
there's no way biff knows how to party
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Donkey Deac Doug said:
If party is a suburban cookout that starts at 11am and ends shortly before 1pm, then I think you are sorely mistaken.
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i mean, it may not be your preferred brand of partying, but dude is getting fucked up at the high school hoops tailgate and running around as sugar mama arm candy up and down the eastern seaboard
 
ImTheCaptain said:
i mean, i dont' know what Townie's party metric is but i have a feeling i'm low on it, as i said.

my idea of a good time is nice cocktails and quiet and a nice view
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Partying has nothing to do with substance abuse and everything to do with vibes. However if you lack vibes you can make up for it with substance abuse. Dissociating regularly is a plus. Having a big dong or having a tiny dong but BDE. That’s all partying, to me.

My wife and I binging season 5 of Amazing Race on the couch together this week while passing a baby back and forth and ordering a bunch of Postmates is like 4/10 on the party scale.
 
TownieDeac said:
Partying has nothing to do with substance abuse and everything to do with vibes. However if you lack vibes you can make up for it with substance abuse. Dissociating regularly is a plus. Having a big dong or having a tiny dong but BDE. That’s all partying, to me.

My wife and I binging season 5 of Amazing Race on the couch together this week while passing a baby back and forth and ordering a bunch of Postmates is like 4/10 on the party scale.
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Where does eating a bunch of hallucinogens and listening to a 4yo talk about moss growing in the tree branches rate?
 
At least 13 times a week, WRS posts something like “well I was going to do some work this morning but it’s marginally nice out so I’m gonna pop an edible, grab an IPA out the fridge and go chill by the fire pit” and like three posts later reggie is like “I was washing out some ziploc bags to reuse them for my many, many children’s lunches this morning, when I found a pretty good casserole recipe on Samsclub.com”

These are how I make my ratings, people
 
TownieDeac said:
Partying has nothing to do with substance abuse and everything to do with vibes. However if you lack vibes you can make up for it with substance abuse. Dissociating regularly is a plus. Having a big dong or having a tiny dong but BDE. That’s all partying, to me.

My wife and I binging season 5 of Amazing Race on the couch together this week while passing a baby back and forth and ordering a bunch of Postmates is like 4/10 on the party scale.
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does not being on the chart mean that i simply party too hard in a chill way
 
TownieDeac said:
Partying has nothing to do with substance abuse and everything to do with vibes. However if you lack vibes you can make up for it with substance abuse. Dissociating regularly is a plus. Having a big dong or having a tiny dong but BDE. That’s all partying, to me.

My wife and I binging season 5 of Amazing Race on the couch together this week while passing a baby back and forth and ordering a bunch of Postmates is like 4/10 on the party scale.
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i'm a lot of fun at a party and don't make anyone angry (except maybe milhouse, which I think increases my party value tbh). i am also hilarious and pack a huge dong.
 
TownieDeac said:
Partying has nothing to do with substance abuse and everything to do with vibes. However if you lack vibes you can make up for it with substance abuse. Dissociating regularly is a plus. Having a big dong or having a tiny dong but BDE. That’s all partying, to me.

My wife and I binging season 5 of Amazing Race on the couch together this week while passing a baby back and forth and ordering a bunch of Postmates is like 4/10 on the party scale.
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Whew. Barely under the wire.
 
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