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Hookup Mishap Stories

BoogityBoogity said:
A guy confesses to driving drunk and nobody has a problem, but then everybody catches their period over a damn cat. The cat had a broken back and horny G.I. dude did the only humane thing under the circumstances.
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are you fucking retarded? if the thread was "awful things that happened" and i told a story how i accidently broke a cat's spine and b/c no medical help was available i killed it as humanely as i could so it would not suffer, that would be a appropriate.

don't make them out to be fucking heros. he's LAUGHING about it. he and and few of others on this thread also think it's funny. it's not. at all.

and don't give me this 'everyone gets their panties in a knot thing' with animals. i didn't say drunk driving is cool and hurting animals isn't. bragging about stories where you were containing your laughter b/c a guy was bashing a crippled cats head in is fucking repulsive.
 
BoogityBoogity said:
A guy confesses to driving drunk and nobody has a problem, but then everybody catches their period over a damn cat. The cat had a broken back and horny G.I. dude did the only humane thing under the circumstances.
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The problem lies not with the GI guy putting the animal out of its misery, but that OTF was laughing at an animal w/ a broken back and it having to be killed in the first place.

You guys are interpreting the "outrage" incorrectly". :rulz:
 
It probably didn't have to be killed. I've seen kittens survive horrible trauma, even when you thought they were taking their last breathes, after being taken to a vet.
 
palmab03 said:
If you didn't laugh at this line I don't know what to say. Perfect ending.

Wakedogg - it was an accident and its a fucking cat.
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again missing the point. i know it was an accident. no one is accusing anyone of murdering the cat on purpose.

replace the entire story with 'baby golden retriever.' still find it hilarious?? if yes then you're fucking sick in the head. if no, then maybe you should realize that it is no different to a puppy to some people, probably including that girl.

i'm fucking done here i can't even continue arguing i'm so shocked by people's defense of this...
 
The Stig said:
It was less the fact that the cat had a broken back and more that it was perceived to be funny. I think that had OTF left out the parts about laughing and turned it to a "I was so distraught I didn't know what to tell her" then we wouldn't have been as upset about it. Nobody has a problem with the GI
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You've never seen a little kid do something that hurt himself, and you have that moment of terror where you worry if he is alright, but at the same time you find it just a little funny at the same time?
 
palmab03 said:
You've never seen a little kid do something that hurt himself, and you have that moment of terror where you worry if he is alright, but at the same time you find it just a little funny at the same time?
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Did the kitten trip and fall first and that was the funny part? How does little kid potentially hurting him/herself = cat with broken back having its head bashed in?
 
OK, the part about laughing was not entirely appropriate. I understand that they were stoned and that probably explains why they laughed (and I suspect that they laughed at lots of stuff that day). But I just don't see how the story itself justifies all the outrage - intentionally harming a pet would, but not those circumstances.
 
BoogityBoogity said:
OK, the part about laughing was not entirely appropriate. I understand that they were stoned and that probably explains why they laughed (and I suspect that they laughed at lots of stuff that day). But I just don't see how the story itself justifies all the outrage - intentionally harming a pet would, but not those circumstances.
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Even stoned I don't think I would find an animal suffering/having to be killed funny at all.
 
awakeandready said:
Did the kitten trip and fall first and that was the funny part? How does little kid potentially hurting him/herself = cat with broken back having its head bashed in?
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Because cats suck. Lets go the other way, lets say that instead of a cat it was a squirrel or a rat that he accidently killed, are you allowed to laugh when your buddy comes down the stairs with a dead rat?
 
And it was most certainly a "mishap" -- not a funny one, but probably the pinnacle of mishaps in the history of hooking up.
 
palmab03 said:
You've never seen a little kid do something that hurt himself, and you have that moment of terror where you worry if he is alright, but at the same time you find it just a little funny at the same time?
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Not if the little kid was accidentally hit hard enough to break its back.
 
palmab03 said:
Never tipped a cow?
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No. Does it break the cow's back?

This isn't spinning a kitteh around on a linoleum floor here... we're talking about an animal with a broken back. I hate cats, but if someone did that and held the creature out to me asking me what to do with it, the last thing I would do is laugh.
 
palmab03 said:
Because cats suck. Lets go the other way, lets say that instead of a cat it was a squirrel or a rat that he accidently killed, are you allowed to laugh when your buddy comes down the stairs with a dead rat?
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saw this bullshit argument coming. still would like you to respond to the other way where it's a golden retriever.

it WASN'T a rat... it was someone's pet. and no i don't find throwing crippled squirrels around remotely funny. serial killers do though...
 
I've got to say, I'm surprised no one has made a Tony Woods joke yet.
 
palmab03 said:
Because cats suck. Lets go the other way, lets say that instead of a cat it was a squirrel or a rat that he accidently killed, are you allowed to laugh when your buddy comes down the stairs with a dead rat?
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I don't really know why that would be funny either, but if it wasn't a pet then at least it wouldn't be so horrible for that woman. Would you think it was funny if it had been a dog?
 
cookoutdeac said:
No. Does it break the cow's back?

This isn't spinning a kitteh around on a linoleum floor here... we're talking about an animal with a broken back. I hate cats, but if someone did that and held the creature out to me asking me what to do with it, the last thing I would do is laugh.
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This. No matter the mindset, it would be a "Shit! Call a vet!" and not "oh shit that's the funniest thing ever!"
 
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