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Wellman email ... Bzz staying

RacerDeac said:
Weird.
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Racer:

As long as we've established that we loathe each other electronically, got a question for you: what kind of tool bag posts with mucho gusto on both sites? An unemployed one? A touretic one?

And do you just copy and paste your posts from one site to the other?
 
Liquid Karma said:
He probably rationalizes it away as the bad economy causing it.
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I can just imagine Wellman looking around at empty stands at tipoff thinking to himself, "Fucking Obama."
 
Liquid Karma said:
He probably rationalizes it away as the bad economy causing it.
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He'll get the picture this season when attendance drops in half. At least someone in accounting should see a red flag if not the Athletic department...
 
PhDeac said:
I can just imagine Wellman looking around at empty stands at tipoff thinking to himself, "Fucking Obama."
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Well if we didn't have a Muslim president who wasn't born in this country, we might actually have a decent hoops program. I mean, you gotta see the nexus there.
 
Great. Now the effete board liberals are dragging politics into it. Ooh! Aren't you guys clever?

Not even a Prius can garner favor with you flouncy Democrat hipsters?
 
jaybone said:
As long as we've established that we loathe each other electronically, got a question for you: what kind of tool bag posts with mucho gusto on both sites? An unemployed one? A touretic one?
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So, you admit that you have enough time to read all of my posts on both sites?
 
cville deac said:
Well if we didn't have a Muslim president who wasn't born in this country, we might actually have a decent hoops program. I mean, you gotta see the nexus there.
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A Muslim president doesn't fit the culture Wellman is trying to instill in our hoops program. How can [Redacted] be expected to win under such circumstances?
 
and it wouldn't be fair to compare us with successful programs who had to deal with muslim presidents in the past. we are in a unique situation.
 
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bmoneydeac said:
and it wouldn't be fair to compare us with successful programs who had to deal with muslim presidents in the past. we are in a unique situation.
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Exactly. Because other programs haven't had to deal with redistribution of players and redistribution of fans that Wake has had to deal with under this socialist regime. I don't want to sound like Glenn Beck here folks, but how else to you explain a guy named Shaka making the Final Four? He did it with a "redistributed" player from Wake with rumors that he's going to get another one. And Obama has already redistributed Wake fans to Shaka.

Muslim socialism. Pure and simple.
 
jaybone said:
When this board was down last week I saw you were bi-bile-lingual on both sites.
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i.e. You were reading both sites. To borrow a phrase: what kind of tool bag reads with mucho gusto on both sites? An unemployed one? A creepy sexual reference one?
 
I know there's been some debate, but who all has said that this email is real? I haven't had time to read the whole thread and don't know if it's real or not.
 
One looking for info when this site was down for a long while end of last week. How stupid are you?

Answer: Pretty fucking stupid
 
I've thought about it, and I am now comfortable with the notion that Ron Wellman is the real-life Rachel Phelps. She wanted the Indians to finish dead last so she could move the team to Miami, get out of Cleveland, get a new stadium, and a free membership to the Palm Beach Polo Club. If Wellman can drive down basketball-related revenues enough, Wake can afford to buy the Joel cheaper than we could have hoped to do while we were actually good. All he has to do is hire a functional retard as the basketball coach, run off all the players, and watch attendance plummet.

Coming soon to a Wake radio broadcast near you (sub in Stan Cotton for Harry Doyle):

Stan Cotton: In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Deacons have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
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C. J. Harris: I play for the Deacons.
Old White Lady: Here in Winston-Salem? I didn't know they still had a team!
C. J. Harris: Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!
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Stan Cotton: That's all we got, one goddamn rebound?
Mark Friedinger: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Stan Cotton: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.
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Stan Cotton: Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the Joel. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Deacons went to the Final Four.
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Tony Chennault: Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a shooting display.
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Jeff [Redacted]: [at a team meeting] Can I have your attention, please?
[picks up a basketball and dribbles it off his foot into the corner]
Jeff [Redacted]: I have something I think you all ought to know about. It seems that Mr. Wellman doesn't think too highly of our worth. He put this team together because he thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where he could buy the Joel for pennies on the dollar... and get rid of all of us for better personnel.
Travis McKie: Even me?
Jeff [Redacted]: Even you, Travis.
Chase Fischer: What if we DON'T finish last?
Jeff [Redacted]: He'll REPLACE you with somebody who WILL. After this season, you'll be asked to transfer to a D-II school or have your scholarship revoked.
C.J. Harris: [C.J. stands up] Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.
Travis McKie: What's that?
C.J. Harris: Win the whole fucking thing.
[long pause]
Daniel Green: [Daniel stands up] Yeah.
Travis McKie: [Travis pounds his hand] YES!
[The team leaves the locker room and loses by 20 to Georgia Tech]
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PhDeac said:
Exactly. Because other programs haven't had to deal with redistribution of players and redistribution of fans that Wake has had to deal with under this socialist regime. I don't want to sound like Glenn Beck here folks, but how else to you explain a guy named Shaka making the Final Four? He did it with a "redistributed" player from Wake with rumors that he's going to get another one. And Obama has already redistributed Wake fans to Shaka.

Muslim socialism. Pure and simple.
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don't forget the 15 point head start he was given during each tourney game.
 
DeacLaw05 said:
I've thought about it, and I am now comfortable with the notion that Ron Wellman is the real-life Rachel Phelps. She wanted the Indians to finish dead last so she could move the team to Miami, get out of Cleveland, get a new stadium, and a free membership to the Palm Beach Polo Club. If Wellman can drive down basketball-related revenues enough, Wake can afford to buy the Joel cheaper than we could have hoped to do while we were actually good. All he has to do is hire a functional retard as the basketball coach, run off all the players, and watch attendance plummet.

Coming soon to a Wake radio broadcast near you (sub in Stan Cotton for Harry Doyle):
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Jesus. Pos-motherfuckin'-rep.

That's the hardest I've laughed all day. Especially the /goes out and loses to Georgia Tech by 20/ part
 
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