A buddy of mine doesn't play golf at all but his dad does, and on a number of occasions I've had the opportunity to play with him but he always ducks the chance. We'd talk golf, and we even figured out we'd played in a couple of the same tournaments, but it was weird that he'd never play with me.
My friend tells me that he randomly got a call to verify his handicap. He was like, uhhh, I think you called the wrong number, I don't play golf. Then apparently his dad called him and was all upset that he didn't just say "ok" and hang up.
Turns out his real handicap is like a 6 to impress all his buddies at the club, but he uses his son's handicap for every tournament he plays in. And it's a 16. Plus some of the stuff he plays in are charity events with tons of money and awesome prizes up for grabs. Completely despicable.