Bro Talk: sweet freedom

[Biff Tannen]

What if the first one breaks or something or is obviously defective when you take it out of the package? You just gonna eat pussy all night? Be prepared.

 

[wakephan09]

I got called out for only bringing one condom to the rodeo. Is bringing more than one the expectation now?

It was obviously your first rodeo.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

You just gonna eat pussy all night?

PIITB?

 

[BillBrasky]

It was obviously your first rodeo.

Winnar

 

[DeaconBrews]

I got called out for only bringing one condom to the rodeo. Is bringing more than one the expectation now?

man these tinder girls

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

It was obviously your first rodeo.

Got called up from the minors for the 40-man roster. I'm usually one-and-done. Usually don't even bother checking out apartments at Crown Oakes.

#mixingmetaphors

 

[PhDeac]

If there's a 40 man roster, you may need more than just a condom.

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

If there's a 40 man roster, you may need more than just a condom.

 

[deaconson]

I got called out for only bringing one condom to the rodeo. Is bringing more than one the expectation now?

Not if you want all those dudes raw dogging you all night.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Not if you want all those dudes raw dogging you all night.

I generally don't mind, but safe sex is like a thing now.

 

[DeaconCav06]

Sounds like she's not a very good host.

I'll bring a bottle of wine to a party but after that's gone its on you.

 

[marquee moon]

There's always nature's condom

 

[buckets]

There's always nature's condom

Brasky's face?

 

[DirtySouthDeacon]

There's always nature's condom

bolo ties and vests?

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Hey Brasky, how was that place you stayed in DC for the bachelor party?

 

[dartsndeacs]

I find myself attracted to Kristen Stewart these days

 

[deacs1995]

what do you mean these days?

 

[dartsndeacs]

well obviously I wasn't a twilight fan and never really found her attractive, but now I kinda do. She shows up on my yahoo alot

 

[BeachBumDeac]

She was pretty hot in adventureland if you're into that look

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

She was pretty hot in adventureland if you're into that look

How could you not be?