Bullshit Fox News Says

[Highland Deac]

And I thought Little Debbie would be the worst thing someone would say.

She's the exclusive property of Matt Gaetz.

 

[guitardeac]

Wendy is pretty doable if you're into the wholesome look.

 

[BarcaDeac]

yeah but are raisins considered junk food?

 

[06deacon]

Uh Wendy is like 7.

 

[guitardeac]

No she’s in her 20s. Plus that’s an old pic.

 

[WakeForestRanger]

Watching Fox News regularly has to be incredibly exhausting. No wonder it makes people brainwashed zombies.

 

[PhDeac]

So I guess it's a good time to look out for deals on used XBoxes.

 

[Demonwolverine]

But then where will they pretend to be soldiers? Uh oh...

 

[Liquid Karma]

So I guess it's a good time to look out for deals on used XBoxes.

Probably come with Madden on the cheap.

 

[WFFaithful]

So I guess it's a good time to look out for deals on used XBoxes.

Nah, they'll destroy them in their backyards

 

[BarcaDeac]

Sorry if you wanna fantasize about fucking this bear you’re gonna have to do some mental undressing.

 

[PhDeac]

I kind of get this one. If your audience is people who nobody cares about whose best days were in the 60s whose shirts are orange from Cheetos stains, they probably identify with a bear mascot being told to put on some pants.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

why blue pants

 

[deaconson]

They're sad.

 

[bym051d]

why blue pants

 

[BarcaDeac]

Porky Pig and Donald Duck trembling

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Woke police coming for Winnie the Pooh next !!

 

[Deacfreak07]

Woke police coming for Winnie the Pooh next !!

They already got to him now that he's SOCIALIST in the public domain.

 

[deaconson]

I love the term "woke" because those idiots don't even realize they are saying they don't want people to wake up.

 

[DeacHead]

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