C9 ++ Mafia - Now Banter Thread - Don't forget Doofus

[Smidge]

I'm afraid of the republican party

I'm afraid of Americans.

 

[Screamindemon3]

I'm afraid that Gooner's mom has an STD, but that doesn't stop me from tongue punching her fart box on the regular.

You can't get STDs from the poop chute anyways

 

[bym051d]

You can't get STDs from the poop chute anyways

Yeah, that's not true. But by all means, give it a shot.

 

[bym051d]

What do you mean? My HS Health Teacher told me that all the time before we had sex.

He wasn't a very good teacher then.

 

[gouda]

He wasn't a very good teacher then.

 

[Screamindemon3]

That usually means you have one

 

[ryalaman]

I'm going to drink margs

 

[RedSoxFaithful]

beers

 

[RedSoxFaithful]

also hey guys, I hadn't posted in here yet. who wants to play drunk mafia right now

 

[RedSoxFaithful]

lightning round, me and ryala. I'm mafia. Go.


I vote ryala.

 

[RedSoxFaithful]

did I win

 

[deacondamo]

***RSF***

Civs win in a landslide. Dylan Bundy might actually be good.

 

[gouda]

***rsf*** for the majo

 

[RedSoxFaithful]

wait no

 

[Smidge]

***Ryala***

I got your back RSf

 

[deacondamo]

Switch to ***Barca***

 

[Screamindemon3]

I want to casino

 

[Screamindemon3]

Actually, screw that. Let's play what are the odds. Quote my post with your guess

 

[Screamindemon3]

WATO I pm you a nude of my ex? 15/1

 

[Screamindemon3]

WATO I link a gay porn site under a NFL football hyperlink in the sports thread? 45/1