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Who gets to keep all these seized Russian Oligarch yachts?
Some FBI agent will seize them, the crew he rolls with will scalp a shitload of stuff before the inventory report is done, then they will incompetently dock it in a way that undoubtedly fucks it up. Then a third-party contractor will sell it for pennies back to (A) an American Oligarch, or (B) an agent of the Russian Oligarch. It's basically a surefire way to damage the property, generate a ton of grift, and then ultimately do nothing.