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Chat Thread: Be better than the Gap, guys

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i crush the kirkland trail mix on days like today when i am back to back in meetings from like 7:30-2 and don't have time for a full meal
 
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-lawyer-arrested-bank-robberies-miami

Miami lawyer Aaron Patrick Honaker, 41, was charged with robbing a bank in Coral Gables on Oct. 3 and another in Aventura on Oct. 10 for a total of $1,850, the U.S. Attorney’s Office of the Southern District of Florida said.
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Both the Florida Bar and a Linkedin profile pages have Honaker listed as graduating from Duke University School of Law in 2006, however a spokesman for the university told WPLG-TV there is no record of him as a student there.

Honaker earned his law degree from Wake Forest University in December 2005, the school’s registrar office told the station.
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1. Graduate from Wake Law but lie about it and claim you went to Duke

2. Attempt to rob 6 banks, succeeding twice for a grand total of $1,850

3. Go to jail
 
TownieDeac said:
i crush the kirkland trail mix on days like today when i am back to back in meetings from like 7:30-2 and don't have time for a full meal
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yep. In The Before Times when we were actually in offices, I kept a jar of emergency peanut butter in my desk, too - a spoonful before a meeting was sometimes all I could make happen.
 
thatguy2016 said:
1. Graduate from Wake Law but lie about it and claim you went to Duke

2. Attempt to rob 6 banks, succeeding twice for a grand total of $1,850

3. Go to jail
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Looks like he read that famous bank robbery book and got full of himself. Ball peen hammer.
 
I won't eat a whole Snickers bar, but I will buy the King Sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and eat all four delicious chocolate and peanut butter cups inside of three minutes.
 
lbE08 said:
You can be a great planner and still have an off day. Better go ahead and lower your bar now, especially with a kiddo.
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I honestly can't think of a situation besides being in the hospital that would have me locked inside a building all day, and hospitals have cafeterias/diners.

I will never eat a vending machine meal.
 
As to comedy - I do miss the days when Adam Sandler movies were funny. I also somewhat admire people who can laugh at redneck comedy or that weird puppet guy that used to always be on Comedy Central.

I am above all of it.
 
BillBrasky said:
I honestly can't think of a situation besides being in the hospital that would have me locked inside a building all day, and hospitals have cafeterias/diners.

I will never eat a vending machine meal.
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Overnight flight with layover where all restaurants in the airport are closed, I've eaten a couple meals that way.
 
BillBrasky said:
As to comedy - I do miss the days when Adam Sandler movies were funny. I also somewhat admire people who can laugh at redneck comedy or that weird puppet guy that used to always be on Comedy Central.

I am above all of it.
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Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore still bring me great joys. Also Big Daddy be good.
 
it is true that if you don't find chocolate-poop jokes funny then you really don't have anything in this world to laugh about
 
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