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what is your favorite crockpot calorie bomb recipe for a holiday party dip?

all the buffalo chicken ones look killer, but hoping for something without meat to accommodate a wider range of party-goers
 
BiffTannen said:
Nowhere near as good of a verb as rawdogged.
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I still remember ETC replying to one of my comments that questioned him about the anal he had recently had with some rando, "Hell yeah I rawdogged her mudslide." That reply has stuck with me for fucking years.

ITC, yeah. In the head or it wasn't a kill. I had a scope though.

mako1331 said:
Sorry for the incorrect nomenclature, e-biffle. I pretty much refer to everything that animals have their babies in as a nest fwiw.
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I do this same thing with head covers; they are all hats. Helmet, toboggan, etc. - it's a "hat."
 
mako1331 said:
We grew up way out in the cut, bro. We had all sorts of wild animals as pets. Basically whatever we could catch. Dad was a biology teacher and mom loved animals so we always had one or two critters, especially during the summertime. Chipmunks, black snakes, garter snakes, ring-necks, and of course the obvious toads and box turtles. We kept a raccoon for 4 years. Even had it spayed and it lived in the house. I had a crow that lived in the basement that would land on your shoulder and eat balls of hamburger out of your hand. My mom had a hognose snake that would stay in her breast pocket all day while she taught second grade. Once every couple of months, it would shit in her pocket though, and the kids thought that was hilarious. My favorite pet ever was a flying squirrel that we trained to ride on our shoulders and the top of our heads. It went everywhere with us. Then for some reason, after a couple of years, it started crawling under my parents' door at night while they slept and biting through my dad's earlobe. Unfortunately, after the third time that my dad woke up in the middle of the night with a squirrel-tooth sized hole in his ear, I didn't have a flying squirrel as a pet anymore.
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this reads exactly like a ChrisPaul3 post.
 
mako1331 said:
Nobody had wild animals as pets growing up?
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I had a few turtles and lizards I found in the yard. I learned a valuable lesson that lizards are very territorial because I woke up one morning and they both died after beating the shit out of each other in the aquarium I kept them in.
 
mako1331 said:
Nobody had wild animals as pets growing up?
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My father had a pet groundhog when he was growing up. Which is surprising since I would have figured his mother would have cooked it up in a stew or something. (He grew up in Todd, NC and dreamed of only being dirt poor) Apparently there was a bit of a family falling out one day when the groundhog was lounging on what passed for a couch in their home and my father's grandfather sat on it.

Many years later my father was living in a house in PA with several acres of land. We became aware of a groundhog burrow (nest?) on his land and we spotted a baby groundhog chilling outside of it one day. Because he had the pet groundhog growing up he gets the bright idea that I should have one too (I was probably 16 and staying with him for the summer). So we creep up on the baby, coming in from opposite sides, and manage to get between it and the burrow. My dad runs it down and grabs it. He was wearing work gloves but the thing bit down on his finger pretty good. In reacting to the bite he flung his arm out, flinging the baby groundhog a good 30 feet away. It was stunned when it landed so we grabbed it and managed to get it in a cage. It lived for about a week.
 
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how could prices on pitchers at shorty's possibly be cut any further
 
who, besides biff, is getting their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/SO a Lizzo thong dress for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza?
 
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