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Chat Thread: Cheatin' TKory !!!!!

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JuiceCrewAllStar said:
If you were going to make a thread called "how many of the following 'white guy things' can you do?", what are you including on your list?

- dance to Jump Around at the timeout break
- navigate the Brooks Brothers' e-store efficiently
- feel aggrieved about the removal of American Indian names and logos from their sports teams
- have a bumper sticker related to an outdoor activity on your car
- have opinions about Civil War military strategy
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Slap a waitres ass at the country club while saying something like, "one more for the road, honey."

Establish a colony, then exploit its resources

Shut down that dumb idea that the broad had at the board meeting. I can't believe we had to let her on to begin with.

Anything from American psycho
 
To be clear, I have done none of those things. But that's what I think of when I think of quote white guy things in quote.
 
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the trope of framing yourself behind the wheel of your car is fascinating
 
Donkey Deac Doug said:
Slap a waitres ass at the country club while saying something like, "one more for the road, honey."

Establish a colony, then exploit its resources

Shut down that dumb idea that the broad had at the board meeting. I can't believe we had to let her on to begin with.

Anything from American psycho
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PhDeac said:
We have resources. But our criminal justice justice is centered around punishing far less harmful things than child porn and sex trafficking.
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Keep talking about s*** you know nothing about. It's really on brand.
 
Speaking of psychopaths, I have a freshmen in my room that just legit pulled a spoon, bowl, liter of milk, and full box of Captain Crunch out of his bag and proceeded to eat it like that's a rational thing to do. The worst part is he poured the milk into the bowl before the cereal.
 
"and we pray for Covid, that that gets taken care of, Father"

prayer before this County Board of Supervisors meeting
 
Donkey Deac Doug said:
Keep talking about s*** you know nothing about. It's really on brand.
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OK. So given your expertise, please explain how we don’t spend a lot of resources on non-violent drug offenses and punishing poverty.
 
mako1331 said:
Speaking of psychopaths, I have a freshmen in my room that just legit pulled a spoon, bowl, liter of milk, and full box of Captain Crunch out of his bag and proceeded to eat it like that's a rational thing to do. The worst part is he poured the milk into the bowl before the cereal.
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has meal prep gone too far
 
Welp, just went to order the slippers the wife wanted for Christmas from LL Bean and they are back ordered until Jan 25. Beating incoming.
 
oh i misread

look dude it's 2020 okay time to revaluate some norms experience some expectancy violations
 
mako1331 said:
Speaking of psychopaths, I have a freshmen in my room that just legit pulled a spoon, bowl, liter of milk, and full box of Captain Crunch out of his bag and proceeded to eat it like that's a rational thing to do. The worst part is he poured the milk into the bowl before the cereal.
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Dude, that's the only way to do it. The cereal stays crispier that way, if you're into that sort of thing.
 
JuiceCrewAllStar said:
If you were going to make a thread called "how many of the following 'white guy things' can you do?", what are you including on your list?

- dance to Jump Around at the timeout break
- navigate the Brooks Brothers' e-store efficiently
- feel aggrieved about the removal of American Indian names and logos from their sports teams
- have a bumper sticker related to an outdoor activity on your car
- have opinions about Civil War military strategy
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Tie a sweater around your neck at the correct angle
Fold a pocket square
Identify which pairs of shoes are worn with or without socks
Properly play/score croquet, badminton, or tennis
Select the appropriate golf club
 
JuiceCrewAllStar said:
If you were going to make a thread called "how many of the following 'white guy things' can you do?", what are you including on your list?

- dance to Jump Around at the timeout break
- navigate the Brooks Brothers' e-store efficiently
- feel aggrieved about the removal of American Indian names and logos from their sports teams
- have a bumper sticker related to an outdoor activity on your car
- have opinions about Civil War military strategy
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As one of the whitest people on these here boards, I can't say I've done, feel, believe in, or have any of things you've listed. Maybe I'm not as white as once Thought.
 
OldGoldBeard said:
Tie a sweater around your neck at the correct angle
Fold a pocket square
Identify which pairs of shoes are worn with or without socks
Properly play/score croquet, badminton, or tennis
Select the appropriate golf club
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Talk super aggressively to the police?
 
JuiceCrewAllStar said:
I don't know much about the phenomenon, but my understanding is that sociopaths are born that way and, if that's true, trying to think about how society should handle them is a tough puzzle
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You mean, before they do something for which we lock them away for life or execute them?
 
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