Chat Thread DCCV: cookout (thinks he) KILLED the SUPERLIKE

[deacdiggler]

We should have a giant lasso ready to drop from the ceiling to corral all court stormers

 

[ImTheCaptain]

you don't have to hate bilas to think he's speaking some fucking dumb bullshit

 

[Strickland33]

i mean bilas is fine, but it's a dumb idea

let's arrest our way out of a problem that we definitely can't arrest our way out of

i don't get paid for my hot takes, though, so maybe i'm the dumbass

 

[deacdiggler]

Also for those of you trying to investigate what happened on Sat and hold individuals accountable, remember that this was a peaceful tour of the capitol. Free the F24th hostages!

 

[ImTheCaptain]

you arrest 100 of ours? we put 100 of yours in the hospital

 

[deacdiggler]

Each student should be assigned a security guard who will keep them off the court once the game ends. This will help reduce crowd capacity by 50% and BOOM smaller arena solved.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

This wouldn’t have happened if the players had guns.

 

[BeachBumDeac]

you don't have to hate bilas to think he's speaking some fucking dumb bullshit

you also don't have to give someone a pass for their entire life based on something that they did 20 years ago

 

[deacdiggler]

Everyone in the crowd will wear a shock collar that will go off if you approach the court. It will also shock you if you just steal food

 

[deacdiggler]

Let’s build a big beautiful wall

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Duke's players could subscribe to WFU's new JoelSecurity+ service

 

[KennyRogersRoast]

If all Wake students were arrested this morning we could have put a stop to court stormings.

 

[deacdiggler]

Maybe we have a security detail to patrol the sides of the court and capture/expel anyone caught trying to cross. The Joel Court Examiners (or “JuiCE”) will be permitted to let people drown as needed to enforce the borders

 

[DeacInVermont]

Real negligence on our part to not use every training opportunity for our security staff. They should probably start by serving as a human barrier during the baby races. Manage that, and you graduate to the corgi races or, perhaps, crowd control when the Texas Pete coupons fall from the sky.

 

[deacfan78]

Duke's players could subscribe to WFU's new JoelSecurity+ service

They already do

 

[WindyCityDeac]

you also don't have to give someone a pass for their entire life based on something that they did 20 years ago

you do however have to cancel them for their entire life based on something that they did 20 years ago

 

[deacdiggler]

If we can drop coupons from the ceiling, we could also drop lava from the ceiling to create a barrier around the court

 

[ImTheCaptain]

If we can drop coupons from the ceiling, we could also drop lava from the ceiling to create a barrier around the court

just add some hellfires to that fuckin' drone and there we have it

 

[BarcaDeac]

you know if we had a smaller arena there'd have been fewer students to rush the court

 

[deacdiggler]

Or boiling oil. Whatever