Chat Thread DCCV: cookout (thinks he) KILLED the SUPERLIKE

[mako1331]

Due to the jocular nature of the post, I am going to assume you are ok, but I would be remiss to not ask, you good bro?

Should we add mental health counselor and bouncer to your ever-growing list of jobs? Also, how many years before you get to put in for hazard pay?

Yeah, I'm good. Lightning quick reflexes and all. Kid was very apologetic afterwards. Thank you for checking in. Feel for the kid involved and also for the kid that he absolutely dropped before I got in between.

 

[TimmyClutch]

I was between making this same post (or similar) OR just refreshing the CT for updates every 10 seconds... went with the latter and wow time is just flying by

Mine was better. I used jocular.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Yeah, I'm good. Lightning quick reflexes and all.

Good thing you do all that Zumba and P90X

 

[mako1331]

Good thing you do all that Zumba and P90X

Just another reminder that I'm apparently not as physically imposing irl as I am in my mind.

 

[WRS]

Whooo boy, just had one of those moments where I'm like my strong relationship with this kid will stop him from physically harming me even though he's gone into full psycho mode immediately followed by Welp, I definitely misjudged this situation, lol.

Skimming this post at first I thought this was in reference to one of your actual children and I was like wow shit’s crazy at this guy’s house.

 

[deacdiggler]

at least your student didn't do something unforgiveable, like court storming

 

[Biff Tannen]

at least your student do something unforgiveable, like court storming

Dropping a kid in a hallway is a gateway crime to court storming.

 

[deacdiggler]

so there were two half-court game winners last night. i should've watched those

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Research shows that court storming is highly correlated with parental literacy rates

 

[birdman]

Are they swapping in this scenario, are teachers cops?

I was thinking more along the lines of cops are teachers, not teachers are cops. Being a cop comes first.

 

[Biff Tannen]

After Saturday afternoon, it became pretty obvious that there a ton of students at Wake Forest who were not raised in two-parent households.

 

[birdman]

Skimming this post at first I thought this was in reference to one of your actual children and I was like wow shit’s crazy at this guy’s house.

Nah, not Mako, this is my house.

 

[Kory]

Whooo boy, just had one of those moments where I'm like my strong relationship with this kid will stop him from physically harming me even though he's gone into full psycho mode immediately followed by Welp, I definitely misjudged this situation, lol.

u good?

 

[deacfan78]

Just another reminder that I'm apparently not as physically imposing irl as I am in my mind.

I think it has something to do with your male patterned baldness.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Research shows that court storming is highly correlated with parental literacy rates

And lack of two parent households

 

[deacdiggler]

i just assume wake has more THUGS than when i was there

 

[DeacsATS]

My wife thinks I'm a genius today because I "fixed" the standalone ice maker that wasn't making any ice.

"DeacsATS! The ice machine is broken! Can you try and fix it!?!"

I'm too proud to tell her that I just had to turn it on. I'm assuming one of my kids turned it off by mistake yesterday.

 

[Frosty]

Man I know it's a bad loss but there are some weird takes

And they'll tell you with a straight face they're not being reactionary

 

[Biff Tannen]

I'm going on the Grizzly diet. Gonna eat nothing but berries, roots, grass, nuts, hooved animals, and salmon.

 

[Frosty]

I'm going on the Grizzly diet. Gonna eat nothing but berries, roots, grass, nuts, hooved animals, and salmon.

And get into your neighbors' trash cans