Sounds like your average post.
Somehow less shitty than your average.
Forgot the Wife's birthday today. Woof.
Forgot the Wife's birthday today. Woof.
Forgot the Wife's birthday today. Woof.
She doesn't like surprises so told her what I was getting her (what she asked for) last week, then gave it to her 2 days ago. So nothing to give and no where to go due to the rona...... that's reasonable, right?
you can still get Bulls during the rona ?
I just had a CT scan and for the first time, I had to drink the barium chalk drink.
It's now been about five hours since I drank that stuff. I just took what was easily the most disgusting shit of my life.
One inch of brown paste wholly covering and floating on top of the water with the consistency of wet refried beans. Perfectly smooth except for a rogue chunk here or there.
It left my body at Mach 5. Splash everywhere. Smells of RJs breath.
Watching Hangover. Still fantastic. Why are comedies so hard to come by these days?
Your wife still laughing about you missing her birthday?
I've been called for jury duty a number of times in Austin and been able to attend twice -- both times dismissed in selection when lawyers asked the same (standard) question: if there were nine guilty people and one innocent person would you send them all to prison or let them all free? I guess prosecutors don't like my answer.
The second one was a deeply fucked up child sex abuse case, so i was glad to avoid that trauma.