httd/awar - that sucks a lot about your flight. hopefully squirrel is enjoying his airport adventure.... maybe... ?
re: J. He is not marrying a fellow cyclist, though I believe she'll probably try out cyclocross this fall. I possibly offered my bike for her to try it out. That's normal, right?
There's definitely a joke in here about a bicycle seat but I'm not going to work on it only to see it fall flat.