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Went for a 6 mile hike today. Got caught in a downpour around mile 4-4.5, put phone in inside rain jacket pocket and it got fried. I thought iPhone 7's were water resistant? I've dropped it plenty of times into a pool or similar.

I have insurance on it but it sucks though because we can't make the claim until tomorrow which means I won't get the phone until Tuesday.
 
Watching some #dadrock in gso. Tonic and Gin Blossoms. Get some!
 
Melania Trump must have had one helluva botched plastic surgery.

Botched plastic surgery is the obvious one, but I'm thinking overdose/attempted suicide with pills as my darkhorse. Sorry if this offends. Not really. Fuck em all.
 
Eh my mom tried it and I'm not offended

She only spent a night in the hospital though so why would that explain the weeks of Melania's disappearance
 
Because she's up in New York at a "mental rejuvenation center" or some shit. I don't know. Just spitballing here.
 
my read on the Melania Trump thing is that the Trumps never spent much time with each other and the whole marriage was transactional

she's tired of him after having to be around for the whole campaign and the first year of a disaster presidency, so she bailed
 
Botched plastic surgery is the obvious one, but I'm thinking overdose/attempted suicide with pills as my darkhorse. Sorry if this offends. Not really. Fuck em all.

Some kind of rehab is definitely a possibility as well.

Oh, and I agree - fuck that entire family, including poor little Ivanka.
 
Some kind of rehab is definitely a possibility as well.

Oh, and I agree - fuck that entire family, including poor little Ivanka.

The only positive from that family I see is that for a day or two I was trying to remember what song has a use of "feckless" in it, and it is "Rudie Can't Fail," and that was fun to remember. I think that is the most positive thing I can say about America at this time.



How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail

I'm also over the Clintons, too, they can get the fuck out of the news.
 
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Some kind of rehab is definitely a possibility as well.

Oh, and I agree - fuck that entire family, including poor little Ivanka.

How dare you use those fake-news adjectives to describe Ivanka ! You should be fired from your jerb !
 
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