Lol, I was just poking fun at your storytelling.
Not following the progression from that to micro-dicks
Taking pot shots is taking pot shots. There can be pot shots back.
It's also why I don't post the best stories. There's a point at which being a pinata becomes less and less fun. Too many look to be like a heat seeking missile for ways to mock. It's too bad the loudest mouths have this as a core reason for posting.