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Craig James, notorious escort murderer, is running for the United States Senate.

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!

That's five hos, because Craig James Killed 5 Hookers!
 
When you consider how tough it is to actually buy a hooker, Craig James killing 5 hookers is kind of impressive.
 
Wait. I'm confused. Did someone slay hookers?
 
silk said:
Wait. I'm confused. Did someone slay hookers?
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Craig James did.

#RememberThe5

Still, the so called "superpowers" of the Politics board have failed to address this issue. Their cowardice is only rivaled by Craig James' level of rage whenever he sees a callgirl on the street.
 
I know that pimpin' ain't easy.
 
Deadbolt said:
Is it actually difficult to buy a hooker?
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I suggest we get one of our Texas posters to attend one of Craig James' rallies and ask him in the Q&A portion. He would probably know how to contact them.

After all, he killed 5 hookers.
 


This is even more of a joke than I anticipated.
 
I want to see the opposition's attack ads. I imagine it will be something like "Craig James sold out to the highest bidder when he was part of the SMU Mustangs and will do the same if you vote him into Congress. Oh and he killed 5 hookers."
 
How insanely awesome would it be if some campaign staffer Googled Craig James and then did an ad about him killing 5 hookers?
 
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