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CT 100 - Where even Shooter got laid

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DeacHawk said:
Dennis: Guys, I don’t know if I’m feeling this flyer idea.
Charlie: Really?
Mac: It’s perfect, dude. How else are three guys in their 20s supposed to make friends? There’s no system in place. A flyer does all the work.
Dennis: All right, read back what we got so far, ‘cause I don’t…
Mac: “What up! We’re 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.”
Charlie: Sounds a little gay, right?
Dennis: Yeah. It does sound gay.
Charlie: You know what, write: “Nothing sexual.”
Mac: Good. Okay, “We’re 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in out party mansion. Nothing Sexual.”
Charlie: And add “Fighters welcome”, ‘cause you know we want tough dudes and some big dudes.
Dennis: I don’t want a bunch of tough guys wanting to fight me.
Mac: No, it would be good to have extra protection.
Charlie: Yeah, extra protection and…
Dennis: Well, put “Fitness encouraged.”
Charlie: Beautiful.
Mac: That sounds confusing. I’ll put “Dudes in good shape.”
Charlie: Oh, there you go. That solves it.
Dennis: I like it. Okay, but we also need a guy who’s funny and fat. We need a funny fat guy ‘cause every crew has one.
Charlie: Well, no, I’m the funny fat guy, so don’t worry about that.
Mac: You’re not fat, dude.
Dennis: You’re also not funny.
Dennis: I want somebody who does observational humor…
Charlie: That would be good. Observational humor is cool.
Mac: I’m just gonna put “Nothing sexual” again just to reiterate.
Dennis: Underline it.
Charlie: Please. Be very clear with that.
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DeaconCav06 said:
In all my years of moving experience I only ever failed to get one box spring up a set of stairs. It was an old house at UVa with a tiny twisting staircase.
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We failed to do this with my queen in our move into our current place. The landlord's repair guy had to take out a window to help it get up. Will be interesting to see if it can make it when I move out next week.
 
aaaaand we have a hole in my wall. fan-freakin-tastic. roomster's already called someone to come fix it though at least.
 
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http://thechive.com/2013/04/24/insi...to-pass-down-to-future-generations-21-photos/
 
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THOUGH THIS IS THE FIRST WEEK SINCE I STARTED IN JANUARY WHERE I WONT HAVE TROUBLE JUSTIFYING BEING A FT EMPLOYEE.
 
If the place you're going is Wen Hwa or something like that DF07, then ugh. Last two times I've been have been awful (and the place was completely empty).

The last time I went the food came out about 1.5 minutes after we ordered it. Uhh, at least pretend that shit was cooked to order.
 
dashionista said:
car? lol she's just trying to push the bed up the stairs though. my stairway is curved so it's definitely a b!+^# to deal with... I managed to get my same-sized bed up there though!
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cookoutdeac said:
If the place you're going is Wen Hwa or something like that DF07, then ugh. Last two times I've been have been awful (and the place was completely empty).

The last time I went the food came out about 1.5 minutes after we ordered it. Uhh, at least pretend that shit was cooked to order.
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*Reads post* *looks at poster name* *Re-reads post* *looks at avatar* *I R Confuse*
 
cookoutdeac said:
If the place you're going is Wen Hwa or something like that DF07, then ugh. Last two times I've been have been awful (and the place was completely empty).

The last time I went the food came out about 1.5 minutes after we ordered it. Uhh, at least pretend that shit was cooked to order.
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That sound right. It was fine last time we went. I think the Chinamen always cook very fast. Mr. Lu cooks that shit up wit a quickness.
 
Deacfreak07 said:
That sound right. It was fine last time we went. I think the Chinamen always cook very fast. Mr. Lu cooks that shit up wit a quickness.
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Hah, there is no wai you can cook a dish w/ chicken up in under a minute. Shit was sitting under a warming lamp in my estimation.

It wouldn't be terrible w/ a groupon I guess. But I'd rather just go to PF Changs (or the new Xia, actually).
 
cookoutdeac said:
Hah, there is no wai you can cook a dish w/ chicken up in under a minute. Shit was sitting under a warming lamp in my estimation.

It wouldn't be terrible w/ a groupon I guess. But I'd rather just go to PF Changs (or the new Xia, actually).
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Bro, I don't understand karate, the Chinamen just do what they do. DO I LOOK LIKE RALPH FUCKING MACCHIO?!?
 
Are we talking about the guy from My Cousin Vinnie who has the magic grit stove?
 
Can we not say the word roomster? That's just a word that shouldn't exist.
 
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