Deacs v. Vandy Game Thread

[SkyDivingDeacon]

Wow, you guys are being way more ethical than I am. I would much prefer to have a 6-6 Wake team playing in Nashville against a SEC team than playing in fucking shreveport against GD Wyoming. Wyoming...

 

[Kent]

We're about 20 bowl games away from being able to be bummed about any bowl game. That farcical excuse should enrage any Deac player or fan. It won't enrage Grobe though. He is un-enrageable. I love the guy, but I want to see him throw an epic tantrum, just once.

 

[SkyDivingDeacon]

Does just trying to dive at feet (or diving out of the way) even count as attempted tackling?

This is a great question. I would argue that it does not count

 

[VaDeac]

I think all we need is a new game thread for the 2nd half.

This. This one was doomed when TheShot misspelled Deacs in the title.

 

[Ralph Medlin]

This is a great question. I would argue that it does not count

How about taking a bad angle so you end up behind the ball carrier?

 

[PhDeac]

I'm still infinitely more upset about Maryland's utterly impossible bed shitting today than I am about Wake getting pounded by Vandy...

This team deserves Shreveport. I can't be too sad about Maryland. A prideless team deserves a prideless bowl.

 

[deacfreke2]

I ask again, do we have a special teams coach?

 

[SkyDivingDeacon]

See, my new game thread is working...

 

[KidA23]

Really excited about the second half, you guys!!

 

[TheShot]

the only thing we have going for us is that it's Vandy.

 

[PhDeac]

Quick note about Andrew Parker. This is a situation where redshirting doesn't matter. He didn't redshirt when we needed a body at TE. He played four years and nobody is wishing he had a 5th.

So the wind is going how many miles an hour? Geez, Wulfman. Great punts.

 

[Complacent Deac]

1. Grobe said for weeks that Orville Reynolds would really help us on special teams.

Not so much. More like he is awful and runs backwards.

2. The 3-4 defense and Whitlock getting destroyed out there. No sacks ever in a 3-4.

3. Franklins OWNS Grobe.

 

[ONW]

This is just horrible to watch.

 

[TheShot]

we have given up nearly 300 yards rushing.

 

[PhDeac]

1. Grobe said for weeks that Orville Reynolds would really help us on special teams.

Not so much. More like he is awful and runs backwards.

2. The 3-4 defense and Whitlock getting destroyed out there. No sacks ever in a 3-4.

3. Franklins OWNS Grobe.

Wilber had 3.5 sacks this season. He was neutered this season by playing OLB.

 

[CarlSpackler88]

What are the main attractions in Shreveport?

 

[Ralph Medlin]

What are the main attractions in Shreveport?

World's second largest twine ball

 

[Demonwolverine]

I need an exorcism. Whiskey clearly isn't a long term solution to this curse.

 

[deacfreke2]

What are the main attractions in Shreveport?

The strip club behind Hooters is the only one I recall.

 

[ONW]

That was just fucking horrible.