How old is your son, ph?
This thread delivers.
"He will be going to a really nice farm with a bunch of other dogs so that he has a lot of space to run around and lots of friends. The farm even has a doggy playground so he can have tons of fun with the other dogs!"
wait until the dog passes and then let rj talk to the boy?
I've never understood why the "doggy farm" worked. My son would just ask when we're going to the doggie farm.
Just told him that the dog died and she's going to heaven. My son responded, "No. No heaven. Heaven's closed."
POI: When we can't go somewhere he wants to go because it's closed, we tell him that it's closed. He's turned it around to say anyplace he doesn't want to go or where he doesn't want someone else to go is closed.
Forgot about this thread.
Tell him/her the dog had to move away due to him/her being a complete dick to said dog all the time. Then the dog lost it's will to live since his masters rather ship him off than get rid of the dick that was pulling his tail all the time. Now it is dead. Never to be seen again. Make sure you incorporate the phrase, "this is all YOUR fault" at least half a dozen times.
Son, the dog's dead. Everything you love or will love will die. Then you'll die and everyone that loved you will die. Soon everyone that ever mattered to you will forget you ever lived. You're a blip, not even a mark in history. We're all nothing, there's no point to this existence, no god, no plan. Nothing. Let's go get ice cream.
Now that's how you parent, I should know I've paid for 3 abortions.