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[JuiceCrewAllStar]

 

[deacvision7]

That's like a 5 foot fall. That's not a big drop. Go away, Jesus.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Laughing so hard at this one. Any parent or religious teacher that shames a kid for masturbating is fully complicit in whatever shooting spree that kid goes on.

 

[ThinkingWithMyDeac]

At first I was like that can't be a real website, but its the internet so of course its a real website and it is troll comedy gold.

 

[dot com]

The masturbator didn't need Jesus's help because he has a stronger trained grip and can pull himself up off the cliff.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Holy shit, that interracial marriage one! Fuck that with their son's masturbating dick.

 

[JManslow]

raciost

What does Townie have to do with anything?

 

[wfudkn]

I find it hilarious that there are people who've made it their cause to get people to stop cranking it.

 

[vadimivich]

Everyone is aware that site is a satire website, ala The Onion ... right?

 

[ThinkingWithMyDeac]

Yeah I thought that was fairly obvious by what I posted.

 

[lbE08]

Please share this photo if you know what is wrong it! How clueless can two "American Citizens" be!

 

[ONW]

One of them is not American?

 

[lbE08]

One of them is not American?

theoretically it's that they're using their "left" arms (aka someone did a mirror image flip of a correct image). the guy i know who posted this probably doesn't know/understand the idea of photoshop... and based on the comments on the photo, there are LOTS of OWGs who don't know about photoshop.

 

[LadyDeac03]

Yeah, I realized it was not real, but was curious about the broader shot. For anyone who's curious:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/lefthand.asp

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Everyone is aware that site is a satire website, ala The Onion ... right?

i was not aware that Jehovah's Witnesses were satire but that makes so much sense

 

[DeacHead]

I went to the site to ascertain if it was satire or not, due to Poe's Law I wasn't 100% sure, but the first article I saw left no doubt about their intent:

Masturbators for the most part look just like you or I but upon closer inspection subtle differences become apparent. Witness this lost soul, who we will call “Thomas Y.”, who has recently been diagnosed with stage-2 masturbation astigmatism. Please print out this picture and carry it with you at all times. If you encounter anyone who displays these symptoms DO NOT SHAKE THEIR HAND. If you must, offer a polite, sin-free fist bump and quickly excuse yourself and alert your local pastor for an emergency prayer session. You have done your part, the rest is between God and the self-rapist.

Be alert! Be vigilant! Be self-rape free!

– Lonnie

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

theoretically it's that they're using their "left" arms (aka someone did a mirror image flip of a correct image). the guy i know who posted this probably doesn't know/understand the idea of photoshop... and based on the comments on the photo, there are LOTS of OWGs who don't know about photoshop.

They didn't only do a mirror flip since the rings are on the left hand in those photos.

 

[Deadbolt]

Yeah, check out the weird length and angle of MO's arm.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

And the way the skin tone changes at the wrist. Photoshop for sure, but not just a mirror effect.

 

[Deacfreak07]