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The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! -- Who said,' Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth."

Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863".

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"

Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961".

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do".

She heard a loud whisper:"Fuck the Japs".

"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!" she angrily demanded.

Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945".

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke".

The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! -- Now who said that?"

Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"

Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"

Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004".

The teacher fainted.

As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're Fucked!"

Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008, when Obama was elected".
 
Bet that's some kind of World Religions class. I took that class when I was in school. Covered a ton of religions. Great class.

Americans do love their conspiracies though, don't they?
 
Very interesting, I will have to think about that one. NOT. Just keep in mind that S/S and Medicare are given to the Public as a GIFT, not as an entitlement or anything you PAID in. The Fed Gov can stop payments anytime they want at their discretion. Doesn't matter how much anyone paid in. It's ALL a tax and treated as such. Then you can see that ALL taxes paid by the public really just go to the exact same fund to be distributed. Your assumption also implies that people receiving entitlements or medicare actually paid into the system, REALLY, HUH? -------------------------------- THEN THERE WOULD BE NO DEFICIT. ----------------------------NOW I AM RETIRING AGAIN FROM FACEBOOK OPINIONS FOR THE NEXT YEAR OR SO. GOOD LUCK.
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I thought the point of reality TV was to have everything about you noticed.
 
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