favorite single joke from the office

[TownieDeac]

 

[ChicdeaC]

 

[Say Hey Deac]

 

[Go]

Yeah that's the best one Townie, agreed. I say it all the time.

 

[Go]

Or anytime Michael hated on Toby.

 

[YoungBuck95]

 

[ImTheCaptain]

1. I Declare Bankruptcy
2. Prison Mike
3. Kevin spilling the chili

 

[WFUtoUSC]

Or anytime Michael hated on Toby.

This. Pos rep

 

[YoungBuck95]

1. I Declare Bankruptcy
2. Prison Mike
3. Kevin spilling the chili

easily my favorite intro

 

[Say Hey Deac]

Oscar: OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico.
Michael: Oh, yeah...
Oscar: And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States.
Michael: Wow.
Oscar: My parents were Mexican.
Michael: Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right?
Oscar: Thank... Yeah...
Michael: Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?
Oscar: Mexican isn't offensive.
Michael: Well, it has certain connotations.
Oscar: Like what?
Michael: Like... I don't... I don't know.
Oscar: What connotations, Michael? You meant something.

 

[Fuck Your Couch]

If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

 

[lbE08]

Ha, I haven't thought about this show in a while and just earlier today it popped into my mind as my elevator car full of people was discussing the fact the elevators have been acting up lately.
I so badly wanted to say "the first thing we'd need to do is establish a pee corner" ...but I did not.

 

[deacondamo]

 

[bym051d]

This or the one where Jennifer tells David to fire someone and he fires a made up person.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

ugh UK office? pretentious thread, plz

 

[bym051d]

ugh UK office? pretentious thread, plz

Some of us watched it before The US Office was even a thing. It's not even The UK Office, it's The Office and The US Office.

 

[Kory]

David Brent > Michael Scott

 

[ImTheCaptain]

from the same guy who picks joel over mike

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

Some of us watched it before The US Office was even a thing. It's not even The UK Office, it's The Office and The US Office.

Probably the same people who saw Nirvana in a club with 8 other people.

 

[IAppreciateIt]