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favorite single joke from the office

ImTheCaptain said:
from the same guy who picks joel over mike
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Joel has a markedly better relationship with the bots, which is why my avatar is of them together. I wouldn't (read: couldn't) choose either because they're an apple and orange on one of the greatest TV shows of all time.
 
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When Kevin is talking about odds and always taking it when the odds are 10k to 1 or whatever
 
that's a good one

If anyone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.
 
Liquor Store Clerk: It comes to $166.41.
Michael: All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
Liquor Store Clerk: Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
Michael: Cool, cool. Box it up.
 
Michael, with two dates for the same night: "Two queens on Casino Night...and I'm gonna drop a deuce on them."
 
Tagger, it's supposed to be "dawn > pam", Lucy is the actress' name. I've been watching Californication lately and noticed her on an ep I just saw. She, as per what happens to all humans, looks older now. That clip above from the original Office had a couple of Game of Thrones actors in it.

My favorite moment from the office (it's not a singular joke but neither Office was particularly jokey)

 
Can the entire episode 'Dinner Party' count as a submission? So fucking awkward and hilarious.

Jim impersonating Dwight has to be up there.
 
Just a fave scene

The desperation in Jim's face these two scenes is hysterical.


Pam's reaction is awesome.


Couldn't find a good video of Kevin at Jim/Pam's wedding but the tissue-box shoes were hilarious- and the "my dogs are barking" scene where he sticks his feet in the hotel ice machine is hysterical.
 
The 5:30 mark. Michael Scott picks his basketball team.

 
Kevin: Michael, did you just throw-up in there?
Michael: Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be.
Kevin: It smells like throw-up in here.
Michael: Crazy world. Lot of smells.
 
the whole episode of office olympics is pretty good.

the bat in the office that bites meredith.

and then then episode where michael nails her with his car and claims he saved her life because she has rabies.
 
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