Giada De Laurentiis is on the market

[dartsndeacs]

LAX twice, another time in Santa Monica

I saw pete sampras twice

 

[Biff Tannen]

I've been watching this for minutes and it appears that she never shuts up.

 

[Spot the Wonder]

I've been watching this for minutes and it appears that she never shuts up.

Is that what you get from it? I see it as her being good with her mouth. I would bang her until I passed out from dehydration, which would take a while, because she could make us a nice sparkling strawberry lemonade during down time.

 

[siff]

 

[Go]

Cooks and is hot. Has to be bat shit crazy, God wouldn't create a perfect woman like that and not make her the 2nd coming.

 

[PhDeac]

Didn't she cheat on her husband with John Mayer?

 

[Ball State Deac]

Didn't she cheat on her husband with John Mayer?

Cereal?

 

[PhDeac]

Yeah. Apparently that's been a sticking point and led to the divorce.

 

[Rolfe]

Didn't she cheat on her husband with John Mayer?

That guy is a true American hero.

 

[dstanleywfu]

can you imagine the quality of breakfast john mayer got the morning after

 

[PhDeac]

Three different kinds of frittatas no doubt.

 

[wfudkn]

The morning after his breakfast was a different hot chick's cooch. The list of ladies JM has slayed is longer than the list of ladies he hasn't.

 

[Deacfreak07]

That guy is a true American hero.

He really is.

 

[lbE08]

Three different kinds of tatas no doubt.

fify

 

[PhDeac]

fify

Whoa. Well done.

 

[lbE08]

Whoa. Well done.

Nah, they're more like a medium-rare. There's still a good bit of jiggle there.... like a nice quiche that's only JUST set in the middle.

 

[PhDeac]

Well played.

 

[lbE08]

:rimshot:

 

[BillBrasky]

I'd do things to her rim

Wait. Sorry. That was inappropriate.

 

[Skydog Deac]

She has a big head, weird face, and nice tits, which is the only reason any of us care. Without the tits, no thread here.