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Life's small pleasant surprises (a/k/a RJ got a blowjob thread)

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My guess is RJK busts a massive porn star quantity load.

Did she spit or swallow?
 
RJKarl said:
I can't help it if Dickless in Deaconland Crew can't imagine being with hot women. I've seen pics of a couple of their wives/gfs. They wouldn't even qualify as 4 AM choices at Denny's in the Gobi Desert quality.
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dickless in deaconland: the story of a Phi Mu date function
 
RJKarl said:
I can't help it if Dickless in Deaconland Crew can't imagine being with hot women. I've seen pics of a couple of their wives/gfs. They wouldn't even qualify as 4 AM choices at Denny's in the Gobi Desert quality.
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Don't make us post the YouTube.
 
Back to the subject of this thread. I just got back from my local pub's anniversary lunch. Their cook invented an Asian/Chinese chicken salad that was the best I've ever had. It was better than Crustacean or Chinois and he just whipped it up.
 
Milhouse said:
so who believes rj's story?
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I do. If there is one thing RJ can do, it's talk a lot. Girls dig guys who talk to them, even if they resemble the Hunchback of Notre Dame. My guess is RJ has (or had) considerably more game than people give him credit for. Plus he probably posed as a big shot Hollywood producer or something. That always helps.
 
RJKarl said:
Back to the subject of this thread. I just got back from my local pub's anniversary lunch. Their cook invented an Asian/Chinese chicken salad that was the best I've ever had. It was better than Crustacean or Chinois and he just whipped it up.
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But did you get a blow job?
 
Not today......I'd kill for a shot at the bartender/manager Monica. She is smoking hot. If you saw her, you'd swear she's a smoking hot 25-27. She's really about 45. It's completely not fair.
 
RJKarl said:
No, I'm not that old.......it was also before I packed on 25 pounds after getting whiplash and a concussion playing bball.
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It's never your fault.
It's never your faulllltttt
Even when getting fat
It's never your fault!
 
WTF is Asian/Chinese? Is that the kind of chick palma's into now?
 
I definitely believe it. Cali girls are DTF, bros. Why else do you think they moved to CA?
 
If that's the bar RJ frequents, then I'm guessing he still pulls occasional tail that is out of his league. Whores galore.
 
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