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List of Know Nothing Rube Shit

Turkey Legs
Home Shopping Network/QVC
Steve Madden shoes
 
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especially #3
 
Sears
Morning zoo radio
Non-European hatchbacks
Pleats
 
TheTwinAndreBen said:
Digiornos
Baked Ziti
Front Wheel Drive
Crocs
Steve Madden
Big Box Retail
Fishing Shirts
Freshwater Fishing
Crock Pot recipes
Softball
Credit Unions
Fox News
Evangelicals
Spanx
The Tea Party
Texas
Ed Hardy
5 Hour Energy
Ed Hardy Energy Drinks
Terrestrial Radio
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This is a more accurate list than the original. But baked ziti? Maybe baked ziti made by someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing.
 
TheTwinAndreBen said:
We are getting closer to having an idea what pretentious shit is, but I think some people, as people here are known to do, are missing the point entirely, and actually praising and lauding, in the name of non-pretension, straight-up hayseed, redneck, bobo, rube-eriffic bullshit.

To remedy, I now present the ubiquitous list of straight rube shit. Feel free to add on. Read and learn, rubes:


Knock Off Big Green Eggs
Non-Weber Gas Grills
Propane Grills
Domestic Pilsner
Wine Coolers
Wine Spritzers
Any wine from the USA
Ketchup
Ketchup on Hotdogs
Ketchup on Hamburgers
Catsup
Domestic Cars
Asian Cars
Charlotte
The Carolina Panthers
UNCC
Charlotte Law
Charlotte Restaurants
People who espouse the virtues of Charlotte Restaurants
People who claim they are from Charlotte but actually reside in a -ville, -boro or a Lake Norman trailer park
Charlotte Bobcats
Charlotte Hornets
Kelly Tripuke-a
Dell Curry's Entire Family
Grandmama
Michael Jordan
NASCAR
Mustard Based BBQ
Doofus
Numbers
Doofus/Numbers Eiffel Tower Threesomes
Winston-Harlem Gloryholes
Jeff Bzdelick
NC State
Dillards
Ross
TJ Maxx
Marshalls
8xDeacs
People who bitterly discuss the value of college and law school educations
Student Loans
Twitter
People who Cut the Cord (both doctors and poor digital content farmers)
Usic not on Townie's Best 14,000 Tracks Since 1983
Philly Sports Fans
Yankeefaces
Food Lion
Trader Joe's
2 in 1 Shampoo Conditioner
Non-Pure Bred or Designer Pets
Monica
OC Sports Bars
Microwaves
Frozen Food
Fatties
Fatties with Attitudes
Yankeeface Fatties with Attitudes
Bowling
Cricket
People who wear Sports Jerseys who are not playing sports
Non-Craft Cocktails
Jim Beam
Ron Wellman
Naz-T-Deac
81 Deac
DemunDeac
Fayetteville
People who can't play golf
People who can't swim
Peters Creek Parkway
Black Coffee
Cold Cuts
COSTCO
New Jersey
Seed Lobotzke
The Orbit

and Finally

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This could be the most elitist, douchey, quintessential Wake Forest list ever made. Love it!

Also have a few additions.

Atlanta
People who think Atlanta is a decent city
People who have been to Atlanta and didn't hate it
People who think Atlanta has any semblance of culture
Matt Ryan
and finally
The Atlanta Falcons
 
Overpriced steakhouses along Piedmont Road.
Clermont Lounge.
 
STL-style anything
Reality TV
ATVs
store-bought bread
multi-blade razors
Sierra Nevada beer
chocolate chip cookies
 
WFcatamount22 said:
This could be the most elitist, douchey, quintessential Wake Forest list ever made. Love it!

Also have a few additions.

Atlanta
People who think Atlanta is a decent city
People who have been to Atlanta and didn't hate it
People who think Atlanta has any semblance of culture
Matt Ryan
and finally
The Atlanta Falcons
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People with RJLevel wit
Stratts
wfu22fan
non-european nannies
self parking
Uber X
Wisconsin
Cheese Curds
Farmers
Missouri
Kemba Walker
Southpark Mall
Roombas
Millennials
Streaming music services
 
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Log Flumes.

The Varsity.

The Varsity, Jr.

World of Coke

The Cyclorama

The Pink Pig

Sloppy Floyd Towers

Gold on a domed building

Rotating restaurants

Pickup trucks in an Olympic opening ceremony

16-lane interstate highways that can't handle all the traffic
 
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