List of Know Nothing Rube Shit

[TheTwinAndreBen]

4 lane interstates that can't handle all the traffic

Discovery Place

Dirt parking lots for an NFL stadium

NFL logo on the 50 yard line

Crying Billionaires

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Prayer Breakfasts

Christian Rock

Christian Rap

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

Confederate monuments

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

4 lane interstates that can't handle all the traffic

Wait, don't you live in Atlanta?


I don't really want to participate in this, but USA Today is probably the most basic publication ever printed.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Newspapers
Magazines
Whoever runs twitter for the Economist (see also: Twitter)

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Adam Morrison

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Now all we need is a boringass, middle-brow, fake-culture white people shit thread and we'll have collectively hated everything:

Wall Street Journal
Music festivals
Canada
Democrat Party
"Green" consumerism
Blogs
Pitchfork
Art museums
Italian restaurants

 

[Biff Tannen]

Crying Billionaires

Agreed.

He started crying, I started crying. It's like one of your children. He's a 23-year-old who's imagining the worst. It's painful.
(Arthur Blank)

 

[buckets]

Brasky's list of fancy stuff

Please tell me this list actually exists somewhere

 

[Biff Tannen]

This thing:

 

[Biff Tannen]

Burt Reynolds movies
The Dukes of Hazard
Matlock
The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo
Tyler Perry

 

[Biff Tannen]

Wayne Williams

 

[Biff Tannen]

Associate degrees

 

[BillBrasky]

This thread was started by some who's natural body oder reeks of corn dogs, and who relocated to the shittiest big city in America who's seminal tourist attraction is a giant bottle of Coke:

Just making sure we were all aware of this.

 

[P4nthers11]

I only drink espresso. Drip coffee is rube-icon.


I almost forgot the midwest:

Governor of Indiana
Non-gay wedding service providers
Mayo Sammich eating Hoosiers
Bob Knight
Lebron James
Lebron James' GED
Lebron James' Agent and Entourage
The Rust Belt
Skyline Chili

Im assuming this is on the list of pretentious shit.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

This thread was started by some who's natural body oder reeks of corn dogs, and who relocated to the shittiest big city in America who's seminal tourist attraction is a giant bottle of Coke:

Just making sure we were all aware of this.

You've got a pickup waiting at the taco stand on 6th street, Uber X boy.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Apartments
Moving in with your girlfriend because her place is nicer than yours

 

[Biff Tannen]

Cold filtering.

 

[buckets]

Masturbating with a condom on

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Masturbating with a condom on

While actually doing this is rube behavior, telling your significant other that is what happened when she finds a used rubber in your bed is a pretty money move.