List of Pretentious Shit

[booradley]

Trying to say the names of foreign countries, foods, or people with quasi-foreign pronunciation.

Boom.

 

[wakephan09]

Boom.

Literary allusions as boardnames.

 

[GoDeacsGo]

People who use Paddle Boards

 

[jhmd2000]

The #nofilter hashtag.

Yeah, people who use highly specific hashtags that no one will search for ever, ideally featuring proper names.

 

[jhmd2000]

Moot court war stories.

The struggle is...well, not that real.

 

[TownieDeac]

Doing work on a Sunday.

 

[deacs1995]

posting about doing work on a sunday

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

Alkalinity

 

[KickballDeac]

Adamantium-bonded skeletal systems

 

[Biff Tannen]

Prostate exams. Especially the one I just had.

 

[bym051d]

Prostate exams. Especially the one I just had.

Pretentious is just things you enjoy?

 

[Biff Tannen]

Yeah, your mom has such warm fingers.

 

[bym051d]

Yeah, your mom has such warm fingers.

My mom has peripheral neuropathy, so you might want to get checked by someone with more finger nerves.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Wait, she couldn't even feel it when she was finger banging me? No wonder she wanted to get in up to her wrist.

 

[wakephan09]

Wait, she couldn't even feel it when she was finger banging me? No wonder she wanted to get in up to her wrist.

I just love that there is like a 51-year old dude typing this.

 

[RicoSuave]

People who talk about Downton Abbey all the time.

Nobody really enjoys that shit. I like to intentionally mispronounce it just to piss them off.

 

[Biff Tannen]

I just love that there is like a 51-year old dude typing this.

I'm not 51 yet.

 

[wakephan09]

I'm not 51 yet.

LOL, so 56?

Gus will be 77 years old in 2034.

Fuck, I'll be 75.

 

[jhmd2000]

Doing work on a Sunday.

Not working.

 

[Biff Tannen]

LOL, so 56?

Yeah, I mis-added. I'll only be 64. 45 now.

I am not an 8_Deac ! !