Math.
Wait, she couldn't even feel it when she was finger banging me? No wonder she wanted to get in up to her wrist.
I just love that there is like a 45-year old dude typing this.
People who talk about Downton Abbey all the time.
Nobody really enjoys that shit. I like to intentionally mispronounce it just to piss them off.
Using the word "cook" as a noun other than to describe a person's occupation. For example, "we have to set up the smoker for an 8-hour cook".
Prostate exams. Especially the one I just had.
I had one about a year ago and it felt like they guy was using his finger to get a marble out of a small jar. He was all over the place up there.