OGBoards First! - Baby Birth Chat Thread!

[myDeaconmyhand]

ask your wife and the nurse if they would hang CP's number

Wife says hang it

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Dialation still at 1cm, we're gonna need a bigger boat I think

 

[DG3]

Dialation still at 1cm, we're gonna need a bigger boat I think

Will being the first to have sex in that room help?

 

[Complacent Deac]

Start sleeping right now cause once you leave the hospital...it’s on.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Start sleeping right now cause once you leave the hospital...it’s on.

I'm already in the bed, she has a nice spinny stool to sit on

 

[DG3]

I'm already in the bed, she has a nice spinny stool to sit on

Taking my advice seriously, I see. Hope you guys at least locked the door.

 

[Shooshmoo]

Hold the leg and watch intently. Try to immediately repress the memory of her taking a dump. Realize later you failed.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Taking my advice seriously, I see. Hope you guys at least locked the door.

lol wife's parents are here. We'll have to wait until we get home from the hospital to have sex I think. Its a wait, but i'm patient

 

[awakeandready]

We made it to our room already, that wasnt bad. Ive stayed in nicer rooms, but you can't beat those Priceline Mystery Deal prices

Our kid might have been born in that room exactly 3 months ago.

Did not have time for sex so it remains a mystery.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Our kid might have been born in that room exactly 3 months ago.

Did not have time for sex so it remains a mystery.

Thats awesome! Lil baby mdmh doesn't seem to be in a hurry so we might be in here for a little while.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Thought about naming the baby with a poll, the mrs vetoed that idea.

 

[awakeandready]

Thats awesome! Lil baby mdmh doesn't seem to be in a hurry so we might be in here for a little while.

We watched a good bit of Naked and Afraid with #1. In the days after #2 birth we watched Black Mirror during quiet hours when we knew no one would be bothering us.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Turns out my wife's favorite Kardashian is Rob. She has a type.

 

[avalon]

Thought about naming the baby with a poll, the mrs vetoed that idea.

What if we promise no Boaty McBoatface nonsense?

 

[birdman]

Dialation still at 1cm, we're gonna need a bigger boat I think

You need a machine that goes "bing".

 

[Kory]

Are you just chilling in the waiting room? Do you want me to bring you all something?

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

You need a machine that goes "bing".

Based on her belly button, this turkey is done

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Are you just chilling in the waiting room? Do you want me to bring you all something?

No thanks man, appreciate it though

 

[buckets]

did you sweep the membrane?

 

[Kory]

No thanks man, appreciate it though

Okay, dude. Call me if you need anything in the next few days - going to Durham tonight but I'll be back tomorrow.

In the meantime, give my best to the wife. What she's doing is godlike.